thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.

Comments

un: anonymous

[deuteranope]

lmao I did this as a joke when I saw that last review but it actually worked I guess I won't contest these charges or cancel until at least finals are over

[suddenlybees]

Anon... When is finals?

[deuteranope]

wow you're going to fail but at least you'll fail rich I guess

[suddenlybees]

...And that's what's important!
Who needs school when I've got power and money~

un: xx.angelique.xx

[deuteranope]

[Note: still Mav, not the real Angelique, but he's undercover.]

I refuse to take part in this ridiculous farce but PLEASE tell me you're joking and you don't ACTUALLY not know when finals are. This school is our glorious future!

[suddenlybees]

[ oh my god it's angelique ]

LOL
I'm just joking!
Don't look at this post, Angelique, go away

[deuteranope]

Why, I never! I'm reporting this!

[suddenlybees]

Nobody likes a snitch, Angelique!
A snitch!!
That's what you're going to be!!!!!

[deuteranope]

Teachers like snitches better than kids who don't even show up for class or study! :(

[suddenlybees]

Hey hey hey, I show up sometimes!
And I'm passing classes!
Lay off me, will you?

[deuteranope]

Make sure you keep passing! If you have trouble don’t be afraid to get help from someone okay?

Or I’ll come tutor you myself.

[suddenlybees]

I've got smarter friends than you, Angelique!
You're not getting any of my hard earned silence money!!!