suddenlybees: (012)
kano ([personal profile] suddenlybees) wrote in [community profile] irisnetwork2019-02-08 02:35 pm

thanks, mav




Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.
deuteranope: (mav002)

un: weaseling

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
hey I’m employable

employed even

but I’d fucking drop that shit in a heartbeat if I got to fucking hang out with Pepita are you fucking kidding
no_dejare_de_quererte: (02)

un: i.rivera

[personal profile] no_dejare_de_quererte 2019-02-09 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
What is your other job?
deuteranope: (mav058)

un: weaseling

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
confidential information like that can only be exchanged in person in a setting that is certified cricket-free
no_dejare_de_quererte: (20)

un: i.rivera

[personal profile] no_dejare_de_quererte 2019-02-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Really.

[What kind of job do you even have, Maverick...]
deuteranope: (mav179)

un: weaseling

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
it’s not like it’s fucking hard to run into me

but yeah he already knows where I fucking live don’t need him knowing where I work too
no_dejare_de_quererte: (42)

(switching over to private IM)

[personal profile] no_dejare_de_quererte 2019-02-09 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. Now will you tell me?
deuteranope: (mav087)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I’m skeptical because there’s still a record of it but fine if you’re that fucking curious

there’s a cafe in soleil I wait parttime at they do good breakfasts not that I work many of em anymore just weekends

then mama’s got like inn I do odd jobs for when I visit even though she doesn’t really need me to

it’s nothing big but it pays for dumb shit
no_dejare_de_quererte: (26)

[personal profile] no_dejare_de_quererte 2019-02-09 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
And you would give that up just to watch my cat?

Those are good jobs, Maverick.
deuteranope: (mav035)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I mean I’d still work for mama when she asked but fuck yeah are you kidding getting paid to pet a cat??
no_dejare_de_quererte: (42)

[personal profile] no_dejare_de_quererte 2019-02-09 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Those are real jobs is what she means... But that's moot.]

And feed her and clean up after her.
It is apparently a very life-threatening job.
Kano haggled for life insurance in the event of Pepita eating him.

How are you doing with your studies, by the way? You're in the same year as Kano, aren't you?
Edited 2019-02-09 03:40 (UTC)
deuteranope: (mav158)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
well yeah Pepita could murder goddamn secret agents without unsheathing her claws

only because I haven’t gone to school in five fucking years... I’m doing fine
no_dejare_de_quererte: (42)

[personal profile] no_dejare_de_quererte 2019-02-09 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's good. I'm glad.

Would you like a job, too? The same one I offered Kano?
You wouldn't need to quit your other job. I'd just like it if you could also watch Pepita with Kano, when you have the time.
And if you happen to be doing coursework while working with Kano, I think that could benefit him a lot.
deuteranope: (mav089)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

do you see like IP addresses or account into when people aren't using their usual usernames and shit

[does she know he...already offered to do that, sort of...in a roundabout way]
no_dejare_de_quererte: (37)

[personal profile] no_dejare_de_quererte 2019-02-09 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
...What's an IP address?

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deuteranope: (mav047)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
yeah someone made sure of that huh
deuteranope: (mav053)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
hey quit biting the hand that feeds you jackass
deuteranope: (mav090)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
damn he can be reasoned with
deuteranope: (mav063)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
$8000/month for silence, what’s your usual reason rate?
deuteranope: (mav111)

[personal profile] deuteranope 2019-02-09 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
one time or per month?