thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

Offer good one per person, per calendar month.
Please contact with serious offers only.
Full payment required upfront.

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[suddenlybees]

Good, I'm glad we're getting this settled now.
It'll be a 50-50 split between Minako and Ellie.

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Alright.
Better be careful now. They might put sardines in your pockets while you're not looking~

[suddenlybees]

Have some faith!!
I didn't raise them to be murderers!!!!

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Maybe not, but 26000€ is a lot of money for two girls to split.

[suddenlybees]

It's not a lot, in the grand scheme of things~
I don't want them to grow up and live in want, you know?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

You're such a thoughtful brother.
They're lucky to have you.
Which is why I'm going to take one more precaution.

[suddenlybees]

LOL Aren't I~
What is it?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I'm hiring a partner for you.
Like a buddy cop.
He'll help keep you safe from your ferocious charge.

[suddenlybees]

You're hiring a babysitter, while I'm babysitting.

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I'm hiring you both to babysit my Outlands cat.
I think it's reasonable to expect that it's a two person job.

[suddenlybees]

So you admit a foot tall cat is dangerous enough to warrant that!!
But I guess it's what they say about how to not get eaten by a lion~
You just gotta be faster than the other guy~!
Do I know the other guy?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I admit nothing.

And of course you do.
I wouldn't ask you to work with someone you didn't already know.
But do you really think you're faster than Maverick?

[suddenlybees]

That's who you hired!!?!??!
Maverick will feed me to Pepita himself!!!!

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Maverick will not feed you to Pepita.
Because I'll fire him if he does, and he'll never pet Pepita again.
He wouldn't take that risk.

[suddenlybees]

Knowing him, I'm inclined to believe that...
But you're saying he's pet Pepita before??
Without getting eaten??????

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Yes, many people have.
Why are you so scared of my cat?

[suddenlybees]

Your """cat"""?
That eats lizards????

[ or is part lizard. or something. that day is still a blur to him. ]

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

... Have you never seen her when she's tiny?

[suddenlybees]

Hey, you're the one who'd have baby pictures
the cards are in your hands!

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I don't mean baby pictures.
I mean tiny as a normal every day cat.
She's has gray fur. Striped with white socks.

[suddenlybees]

Do you have two Pepitas?
Is that why Mav is locked up in his room all the time and won't come out to play??

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

No, she can change back and forth.
Otherwise it would be difficult to keep her in this world.

[suddenlybees]

Huh~
Is that how it is?
She can't just hang out, like Odd-Eyes?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

She can. But as you've seen, she's very large.
She wouldn't fit inside most buildings comfortably.

[suddenlybees]

That's no excuse!!
This school is made of money, see?
I'm sure the administration has the capacity for funding a building expansion!