thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

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[suddenlybees]

Your organs are my favorite, though...
It's like if somebody told you to love another cat besides Ricktoria!
How could you!!!

[tsuns]

ricktoria is a beautiful creature worthy of being loved

a liver is a liver

[suddenlybees]

Aw, don't put your liver down like that!
Your liver is also beautiful and worthy of being loved!

[tsuns]

u aren't allowed to love anything about me, liver or not!!!!!!!!!!

NOTHING !

[suddenlybees]

I'm not allowed to love you?
｡･ﾟ･(*ﾉД`*)･ﾟ･。

[tsuns]

NO OF COURSE NOT

[suddenlybees]

How could you deny my love!!?
I'm heartbroken, Kanata...
You know, this is the sort of thing that turns people yan...

[tsuns]

what?

you're already yan enough how could you get more yan

[suddenlybees]

Are you free tonight, Kanata?
I won't take no for an answer~

[tsuns]

i'm never fuckin free from you i've learned

but i dont want in on what youre planning no

[suddenlybees]

Unfortunate, but it doesn't matter if you're into it or not~
I'll pick you up at 6, okay?

[tsuns]

i'm not opening the door

[suddenlybees]

I'm very good at opening windows by now!

[tsuns]

my roommate will rune lock them shut!!!!!!!!

[suddenlybees]

LOL relying on your roommate~
Who *is* your roommate, anyways?

[tsuns]

sarona and ill get her to make a golem that'll knock you flat on the floor

[deuteranope]

you can love two cats

[he knows from Experience]

[suddenlybees]

Can you love one more than another?
You'd break the other cat's heart!!

[deuteranope]

maybe but that wasn't your fucking hypothetical

[suddenlybees]

It's a different one now!
Answer this hypothetical!
Who's your favorite cat?

[deuteranope]

pass

because there's a different answer to that hypothetical

each and every cat deserves a unique love, so it's a different kind but still an equal amount

[suddenlybees]

A cop-out answer...
Is that love only for cats?

[deuteranope]

cats and mama, everything else is a tier below

[suddenlybees]

Amazing~!!!
I didn't think anything could rank at the same level as Mama!
I thought she was the pinnacle?
Nothing in the world should be able to compare??

[deuteranope]

yeah that's still fucking true she's #1 and rain is the world fucking weeping in gratitude that her feet fucking grace its surface because she's a fucking GODDESS

but the love itself in theory is comparable