thanks, mav

[suddenlybees]

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Comments

[tsuns]

go fuck yourself

[suddenlybees]

Is that criteria for turning on your video or?

[tsuns]

of course not
????? god how would you even do that

DON'T SHOW ME I'M NOT TURNI GN WNAYTHON

[suddenlybees]

LOL
You're not curious at all?
Not even the teensiest bit?
You're missing out, Ka~na~ta~~

[tsuns]

no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not
no i am not

[suddenlybees]

Oh.
How cool, I didn't know it could do that.
I need two hands for this, so I'll talk to you later, 'kay~

[tsuns]

NO NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

[suddenlybees]

Give me $8000/month and I won't!!!

[tsuns]

stop replying and go do whatever two hnaded thing you need to do

[suddenlybees]

Hm~
But I'll miss texting with you too much!
Oh, I know!
Maybe you can lend me a hand?

[tsuns]

youd have to chop it off my body

but then again also probably an interest of yours

[suddenlybees]

Is that permission to collect a hand?
I've got a switchblade right here.

[tsuns]

i was being fesaction

whatewver that word is

so no

[suddenlybees]

I have no idea what word you're trying to say.

[tsuns]

facetious

there i googled it

[suddenlybees]

Facetious...
You're worse than Mav, making me Google fancy words myself.
How'd you get fesaction????

[tsuns]

just because i know a word doesnt mean i know how to spell it

figured autocorrect would fix it but autocorrect is a harsh mistress

[suddenlybees]

Brick phones reign superior again~
I've never had an autocorrect problem with this phone~

[ There's no autocorrect... he's just got to type everything out himself ]