un: ornithology

[hawkwardness]

Has anyone ever seen living dinosaurs in the Outlands?

If yes, has anyone out there in our world ever taken a page from Jurassic Park and secretly brought a few back?

Three guesses where I’m going with this.

Comments

[awooligan]

how about butt then? what's the limit?

sure, you hate it and you hate it. guess the blight's better than the light sometimes.

I give you maybe a year or two before you decide it's not worth putting thought into anymore.

[hawkwardness]

Dude, there are probably little kids reading this because I mentioned dinosaurs and now you’ve taught them new words.

[For sure little bug kids who probably don’t even know what a ‘butt’ is.]

I’m barely thinking about it now.

[awooligan]

there's worse they could learn on the internet. butts are pretty tame.

?
wait you're right that reads like I'm saying you'll give up on human form
meant the opposite
girls, dude

[hawkwardness]

Yeah, but at least I’m not the one responsible.

This is why you need to be specific, dude, because we’re talking about three things here or something. I meant weird magical theory and rules.

Girls?

you ever just...hate what you're writing

[awooligan]

I'm talking about right now maybe you don't like dealing with going human much, but someday soon you're going to realize there's chicks out there and not the bird kind, the hot girl kind

they're not gonna want beak action
if they do, fucking RUN man don't stick your dick in crazy

you should

[hawkwardness]

CLIFF

[awooligan]

you know I'm right

[hawkwardness]

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH LITERALLY ANYTHING THIS POST WAS ABOUT, CLIFF.

WHICH WAS MORPHING DINOSAURS.

[awooligan]

cool chicks dig dinosaurs and you gotta morph to do anything about it

it's more realistic anyway