un: swordoflight

[savingazalie]

so
what do people do for fun around here

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[prisoneroffate]

I work at the bar they'll let you in if you're around 16, they don't care. Please don't brawl during my shift

[savingazalie]

oh this place is fine
im talking about shady bars full of bad guys who deserve a kick in the face
this place is way too squeaky clean for something like that

[prisoneroffate]

We sell American Lite Beer
That's basically fraud

[savingazalie]

okay so what youre telling me is
i should come over

[prisoneroffate]

No fighting

[savingazalie]

yeah sure fine
but i want this beer

[prisoneroffate]

If you want I can dunk a dirty towel in some water for you

Same thing basically

[savingazalie]

never said anything about drinking it

[prisoneroffate]

Should I be concerned?

I'm concerned

[savingazalie]

you probably should be
but i can at least tell you youre fine

[prisoneroffate]

Did I mention I have to be the bouncer sometimes?

[savingazalie]

you make it sound like im gonna tear the place up or something

[ He's actually not. But he likes antagonizing people. ]

[prisoneroffate]

So do you

[savingazalie]

i have no idea what youre talking about
im an innocent angel

[prisoneroffate]

And clearly haven't encountered the actual angel on campus

[savingazalie]

[ Wait. What? ]

not the response i was expecting

[prisoneroffate]

She teaches History and Outland Cosmology. And a few other things, I think

[savingazalie]

a real angel tho
like with wings and all that?
halo and everything?

[prisoneroffate]

Real but uh.

Doesn't exactly look like that.

[savingazalie]

okay see now i REALLY need to see this

[ For all his grandstanding, Orphen's experience with the supernatural boiled down to the monsters he came across on the European countryside. Anything directly from the Outlands? Was new territory for him. ]

[prisoneroffate]

Just look up her office hours, you won't be disappointed