un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

What's up, everyone? Enjoying your midterms? No? I thought not.

Lucky for those of you taking my class, I happen to be feeling generous. Take note, people. This is a once in a term event here!

I'd like to offer you unlucky souls a deal. See, I've been trying to get a little fitter over the past few months. Can't use magic to solve every problem you have, right? Right! I want to see how much progress I made.

That's where you come in.

You beat me in a race? You get an A on your midterm! I'll even put it in writing so you have a paper trail. The only thing I ask is that I get to pick the time. I'm a busy man, you know.

Feel free to ask any questions you want. And don't feel put out just because you don't see any replies. I'm screening all comments in order to protect my students' previous privacy.

((Please see the OOC post here!))

Comments

[deuteranope]

yeah I guess your dignity ain't worth a lot after that sad hot or not shit

[Come on, though...just eat a bunch of hot dogs. It'll be funny.]

I'd offer a lollipop but you probably wouldn't even enjoy it post-hotdoggening

[subconmodo]

Wow. Rude.

Double rude, in fact. Just a lollipop? You're not going to do something like throw a snowball at a teacher (not me), sing an embarrassing song in public, or pour laundry soap into the school fountains or anything?

Heck, if someone you know is looking for extra credit in my class, you could TP the campus together.

[deuteranope]

I would do most of that shit whether you ate thirty hot dogs or not, thanks for the tips

[subconmodo]

What can I say? I always strive to be a positive influence on my dear students. And people who aren't my students but are willing to do some pretty great stuff.

[deuteranope]

I absolve you of your pathetic actions at hot or not

[subconmodo]

[It takes him a little longer than usual to respond, during which time he's had a nice, long facial journey, two sighs, and at least one facepalm.]

Gee. Thanks.

[deuteranope]

[Mav has accepted the fact that if he ever takes a class by this dude, he's going to pay dearly, or at least die.]