UN: Athanor

[aduration]

Could someone please explain why I suddenly can't order a gross of grasshoppers? Something about "Needing Faculty permission".

What happened while I was on a field study?

Comments

[deuteranope]

cheetah toenail clippings would be cooler

[aduration]

Much more difficult to get, and not enough in quantity to experiment with and hand out unfortunately.

the feathers of a Peregrine Falcon would also be a better candidate if I'm looking for pure speed.

[deuteranope]

okay but you're missing the fucking point

cheetah toenail clippings would be cooler

[aduration]

It would be, yes, but I'll save the cool factor for the results of my synthesis.

[deuteranope]

you really out here expecting cool results from dumbass crickets ok

I meant grasshoppers

[aduration]

Well if you look at Sulfur, Charcoal, and Saltpeter, they're unexciting piles of crystals or powder - but combining them together is what makes Gunpowder. The product is more than the sum of it's parts.

[deuteranope]

and still shitty so what's your point

[aduration]

Wait and see.

[deuteranope]

excuse me if I'm not eagerly awaiting your grosshopper gunpowder surprise