It wasn't a sword. But someone did try. They fell asleep when they got close.
Finally, the last person who wasn't knocked out just started throwing everything in their bag at it. A grenade, a knife, their wallet. And then, what finally stopped it: a bottle of cold medicine.
It hit, and the sarcophagus just fell down. And the reason, dear Adelaide, is...
her "favorite" teacher
It wasn't a sword. But someone did try. They fell asleep when they got close.
Finally, the last person who wasn't knocked out just started throwing everything in their bag at it. A grenade, a knife, their wallet. And then, what finally stopped it: a bottle of cold medicine.
It hit, and the sarcophagus just fell down. And the reason, dear Adelaide, is...
NyQuil stops the coffin.