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[transfusionem]

So I think we have punching pretty well taken care of, but does anyone have advice on how to buy a decent sword?


Asides from just like, go to the market and find one.

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her "favorite" teacher

[ohgoodgrief]

[He's okay with this.]

It wasn't a sword. But someone did try. They fell asleep when they got close.

Finally, the last person who wasn't knocked out just started throwing everything in their bag at it. A grenade, a knife, their wallet. And then, what finally stopped it: a bottle of cold medicine.

It hit, and the sarcophagus just fell down. And the reason, dear Adelaide, is...

NyQuil stops the coffin.

not anymore

[transfusionem]

[...

...

Adelaide needs a moment.]

I don't know if I should be mad I fell for this or mad that you told this joke in the first place.

[ohgoodgrief]

The tragedy is that this is my greatest accomplishment and no one's going to put it in a biography about me.

[transfusionem]

Yeah that's pretty tragic. It's a shame it'll just end up forgotten like it deserves to be.

[ohgoodgrief]

Ahahaha.

Sorry, sorry.

[transfusionem]

I don't believe you're sorry for a second.

[ohgoodgrief]

Very perceptive! I'm not.

[transfusionem]

Yeah, I get the impression you're not sorry very often.

[ohgoodgrief]

Hmm. Not about my sense of humor.

[transfusionem]

Bold of you to assume that had any humor in it at all.

[ohgoodgrief]

Tough crowd...

[transfusionem]

What are you expecting from a bunch of rowdy teens?

[ohgoodgrief]

Well...

Really you took it better than the Navy ever did!

[transfusionem]

How badly did the Navy take it?

[ohgoodgrief]

Oh, you know, hemming and hawing about how officers should conduct themselves.

[transfusionem]

That sounds lame as hell. There's nothing wrong with telling really bad jokes.

[ohgoodgrief]

Right? It was so disappointing.

[transfusionem]

Well, at least you don't have to deal with that anymore? So you can tell all the bad jokes you want!

[ohgoodgrief]

That's true. They think I'm doing more important things here than commanding boats.

[transfusionem]

Well, aren't you? This is some pretty major stuff, here.

[Also, no offense, but boats sound boring.]

[ohgoodgrief]

Absolutely. I think this is the most important place I could be.

I'm glad they think the same. Sometimes they're short-sighted.

[transfusionem]

What, the military being short-sighted? Sounds far fetched to me!

[ohgoodgrief]

Yeah, never happened, not even once.