UN: Epicyon -Text

[heromedal]

With all of the extra time due to the break, I'm looking for new projects. Apparel, mechanical devices, weaponry, etc. I'm also willing to research spells or other topics.

If it's for personal use, I'll work out a price of some sort but equipment for use in serving the academy's goals I don't see any reason to take from people when it benefits us all anyway.

You don't necessarily need to know what you want- if you've just got a problem, creating a solution would be my part of the process.

Contact me here or ask for Rex in the Anvil, I'm there most days, the staff know me. If it's closed, I'm probably in the Hall of Pythia. Or the Legionnaire Quarters. Thinking about it, just contact me here.

[ Because he could also be in a cave somewhere being weird or in a van being weird or planting onions in the woods. ]

Comments

[heromedal]

I honestly do not think in the face of the apocalypse as an alternative anything can be called too much.

It does the job. About two cup's worth each time, but it's very portable.

I don't know what tea is supposed to taste like though so it might be awful.

[ It's not. It's genuinely perfect. He just has no taste. ]

[heromedal]

Overruled.

You're the one that brought up his excrement, but yes, he's the worst.

[ohgoodgrief]

You're probably right.

That sounds perfect! And don't worry, I know what tea is supposed to taste like. If there's any changes necessary, I'm your man!

[deuteranope]

you can't overrule an objection to your own fucking face that biased

so how about €150 + I retract my wish of your socks being filled with shit

[transfusionem]

Shouldn't you be using the break as a break?

Or for making stuff for yourself.

[suddenlybees]

I have no idea what that means.

[suddenlybees]

Are you telling me this or am I supposed to be telling Rex?
Also I need you to explain "causality dilemma" with small words
I can already tell Rex won't use small words

[deuteranope]

both

that’s the chicken or the egg thing. not 100% on my interpretation of grim creeperisms but I think he’s saying you can’t use the jet pack as cause AND effect in your reasoning for jet pack

[suddenlybees]

That's stupid, why can't I???
I need a jet pack to use a jet pack, that makes sense, doesn't it????

[deuteranope]

I’m not the one you gotta make a case to but think of it like it’s getting me to not hang up, that kinda explanation

[suddenlybees]

You guys just can't accept good reasons when you're given them...

[deuteranope]

hey I would have accepted “because jet pack” don’t lump me in with this joyless fuck

when you getting back?

[suddenlybees]

Would you get me a jet pack because jet pack?
And, I dunno~
Maybe I'll just stay here forever~
Don't send anybody to come find me!!

[heromedal]

I don't need a break.

And anyway, when I make things for people I usually learn something. That's often more valuable than the item I craft.

[heromedal]

Well then if you'd like to run a test as I say I'm available anytime these days.

[heromedal]

It is when A is required for B to occur but B is required for A to occur, so a deadlock ensues.

[deuteranope]

if I had the money and access, why not?

guess you’re never getting this present then... oh well

[suddenlybees]

But if you provide B, both can occur, and thus the deadlock breaks?
Be the change, Rex...

[suddenlybees]

Wait wait I'll be back soon!!!
is it a jet pack?

[heromedal]

You may think, but the evidence (in this case that your objection has been overruled) would suggest otherwise.

€150 and you wish for your own socks to be filled with your cat's faeces.

[ohgoodgrief]

Fantastic! I'll be out of the country for most of the break, but can come by as soon as I'm back.

[heromedal]

No.

[ There are a lot of reasons to say no, there really are. ]

[suddenlybees]

Booooooo
Mav's right, you're a joyless fuck
Can't you just do things because you want to??

[deuteranope]

I’m impeaching you because you’re fucking corrupt as shit

I’m losing enough fucking socks to non-shit-related reasons

[heromedal]

Ah. I keep forgetting people aren't around.

[ Why would anyone ever leave, except to run away and scream in a cave for a couple of hours!? ]

It's fine. There's no rush of course.