[text] UN: mekakushisan

[suddenlybees]

[ posted some time mid-day on the 6th, because after nearly killing a person, almost dying himself isn't enough of divine retribution, he's also got to see the miserable child that he used to be walking around campus and he wants none of that. there can only be one. ]


Hello, hello~!!
It's Kano~
I'm here with an !!!URGENT!!! job offer for interested parties!
What I'm looking for is hunters and exorcists and the like~
No experience necessary!!!
Willingness is key!!!!!!
Please leave your resume and rates below~


[ He needs somebody who wouldn't mind killing a human child, essentially. For those who suspect something's up, or want an action thread instead of a text one, Kano makes it pretty obvious what he needs destroyed: anybody happening upon Lumière 303 can't miss the sound of muffled screaming and pounding of what sounds like a child who has been locked up in a closet, because this is obviously how you deal with seeing a kid version of yourself, you kidnap them and throw them in the closet and remove the doorknob to your bedroom so nobody can get inside. ]

Comments

[suddenlybees]

Hmm, hmmm~
I've got some things I need to finish up first before living the good lizard life, but please keep me in mind for the future ☆
You got it, though!!!!
Even without the hint!
Wow!!
What sort of powers do your wishes carry?
Wouldn't it be great if things were different?
If he could grow up with peace and joy and surrounded by so many good people?
Then he could be me, and I wouldn't have to exist, and the world would be better for it~
What a wonderful wish that would be, wouldn't it?

[panpiping]

If that would be your wish let him out. Let him try, and I will see what I can do to make your wishes come true.

[suddenlybees]

Alright...~
Let's see you work your magic.

[ Fine, fine, he'll free Shuuya and then go lie on his bed and wait for death or something idk, Wist can do absolutely whatever since I'm on hiatus and Kano doesn't have to exist for the rest of the month. ]

1/2

[panpiping]

T̪̜̭ͤ̿̌H͈̠͔̤E̫̋̃̃ͯ̈́ͤ̊ ͕̘̎C̠̟̻̰̝͇̈̓̓̅O̬̹͚N͖͖̼̥̼̫ͤ̄T̘̟̞͕̰R̟̩̝̠̓ͤ̄̾̈́A̘͖͍͍ͧ̎̚C̭͓̯Ṯ̳̗ͨ͌ͤ̆̾ ̹̥̜Ǐ̝͗S͙͖̖̤͚͗̌͋ͣ̊̚ Ṡ͋ͯͭͬ̋͑E̜͚̪̳̩̟͖ͪ̄̓̔̔̾Ȃ͙̦ͥ͆ͨ̓L͖̗̬̞̱̤̹̏̂͆̔Ě̼̲͉D̫̒ͣ̿ͪ̐ͩͯ

[panpiping]

Kidding! But I'll do my best without a Contract, too!

[suddenlybees]

Haha, funny!!!
...I'm not going to say anything incriminating about contracts here~

[panpiping]

I just think they're boring... Word boxes.

[suddenlybees]

Word boxes you can't escape from until one of you dies, yep!
So, what now?
I haven't been smited yet.
Smote?
Is smote a word?
Smoted??

[panpiping]

Smitten is a word! Anyway it takes a while! I'm still waiting on some things but I've told Poe and he's agreed. Go take a nap!

[suddenlybees]

LOL I wonder if I'll ever be smitten???
But alright, I'll go take a nap~
Night night~!!!!!!
Kindly take care of me ☆

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano's first instinct is definitely to get the hell out of there, but he's going to get spirited away and stop existing in a couple minutes following his conversation with Wist, so at least Toothless doesn't have to be on guard duty for too long and Kano maybe doesn't get his spine crushed for too long either. Kano's yelling out there in the dorm is just a little disconcerting for Shuuya, who sneaks glances in between the doorway and Hiccup, but eventually he comes out, sticking as close to Hiccup as he can. It's the morbid curiosity. He wants to know if Toothless really did eat Kano. ]