see, I'M just impressed you've had basically the same haircut for like 500 years. kid you has identical floof and it's weirding me out.
[Translation: I'm deeply emotionally uncomfortable with the fact that you (and everyone else who can read this) now knows vague but worrying details about my childhood, and this situation in general is something I don't know how to process either. Therefore, I will immediately deflect with humor. Also, I just legitimately enjoy making fun of your hair.]
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[Translation: I'm deeply emotionally uncomfortable with the fact that you (and everyone else who can read this) now knows vague but worrying details about my childhood, and this situation in general is something I don't know how to process either. Therefore, I will immediately deflect with humor. Also, I just legitimately enjoy making fun of your hair.]