UN: Ollin [Text]

[unpocoloco]

Hola, everyone. I'm that one evening TA from Aube, for those who don't know.

I'm sure by now we've all noticed the little issue of extra little ones running around. Now obviously there's no good way to explain all of this, so I thought maybe we could all gather our stories here so we don't get our wires crossed. You know, share names and other details and stuff.

I also thought it might help if some of us could maybe use babysitters in given times. That way there's less of... pretty much all of us running around.

Also, remember that lots of these kids can probably figure out the internet so mind what you say.

I'll go first:

I'm "Señor R.", I'm looking after "Héctor (just Héctor) who also goes by Teto". He is "an entirely normal kid with no special abilities or anything so nothing to worry about there but he's a bit of trouble sometimes and may need wrangling" and I'm "not at all available during the day and could really use someone who is".

You all do the same but replace whatever's in quotations with the appropriate names and details. Then we can sort of reference back here as we go.

[OOC: Dated somewhere before Teto and Avery wind up in the infirmary probably but wibbly wobbly time.]

Comments

G.Akechi

[foolishjustice]

I'm Goro Akechi, and I'm watching a child by the same name. He has no special abilities, but is heavily distrustful of adults or other authority figures and prone to emotional outbursts. He's also intensely curious and high energy, so he might get into trouble out of simple boredom. I'm available whenever I don't have classes and would prefer to mostly deal with him myself for simplicity's sake, but I can't guarantee he won't manage to slip away while I'm otherwise occupied.

Also, I apologize to anyone he might steal food from. He's used to it being scarce and people not being prone to caring, so it wouldn't be likely to occur to him that he can just ask.

[unpocoloco]

I don't have food around readily. Diet restrictions. But perhaps people could leave some out in the common areas? I know my Teto would appreciate food he can just take and I'm sure he and Gorito aren't the only ones. Just as long as it's something fresh. Nothing past expiry if it's packaged and nothing that could spoil.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

and also he is a DELIGHT

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

I'm Maverick and the tiny one goes by Ricky. He shouldn't be too much trouble but if you see him around, don't go by him if you don't look human. He knows most French and English but he doesn't speak. You can swear around him he doesn't care.

For people that haven't noticed, I've been trying to set up shop on the bottom floor of Lum dorms with hot chocolate on weekdays but I gotta stop missing work. This kinda shit here really helps get them back where they belong since I can figure out who to text. I can't cook or anything so if you wanna drop off snacks or something who am I to stop you.

UN: Bananice

[playitagain]

I'm Nana. The little version of me also goes by Nana. The one time she saw me, she ran away, so I haven't been much help with her, I'm afraid...

She's very shy. It's a long story.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

if you bring me all your baked banana goods I bet I can get her to stick around the not-shop

UN: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

This is Professor Atchison, currently looking for a boy who just goes by the name of Avery. You'll find him easy to spot. Either he'll be wearing a mask or he'll have left some form of chaos in his wake. I'm pretty sure he's the one at fault for the whole spoon incident in the Banquet Hall.

The kid's generally inclined toward fire magic, but knows better than to use it outside of carefully controlled situations (probably the one bit of sense the little brat has). He's also one heck of an escape artist and has apparently learned how to pick locks since he's arrived, so good luck with that.

I'm currently indisposed at the moment, so if anyone wants to try their luck at wrangling the troublemaker, be my guest.

[unpocoloco]

Picking locks, huh? That's some bad luck there.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

lol you're so fucking old

un: concerto

[fireindreams]

I am Grimm Lavoie, and I am looking after a child by the name of Alderic Lavoie. He is human but posses the power to control flame and teleport. However he is not as well practiced as I with these abilities, as a warning.

I have spoken to him and Alderic is aware he may use the Grand Hall to obtain food, although he may need to be reminded.

[When Grimm was that ago so long ago, the assumption he could just take food resulted in trouble, after all.]

I am also willing to look after other children if you require a break from the ones under your own care. Trips outside during the morning will have to be limited, however.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

oh my god your name was already edgy mcedgelord and you decided NOPE NOT EDGY ENOUGH like don't get me wrong I'm all about changing your fucking name but WHAT ACTUALLY CHANGED

un: rikugou

[yokeye]

i don't know if there's a kid me out there or not. i don't think so.
anyway, i will deliver children as needed if i find them!
and entertain them if necessary!
they're all adorable so far!

[deuteranope]

NO MORE PICKING OUT MOVIES FOR THEM TO WATCH

un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

[Ughhhhh. She really, really doesn't want to do this, but... as awkward as the kid is, she just can't risk her getting hurt because no one knew how to handle her. She's got to fess up.]

yeah this is jailbreak. you see a kid called jasmine anywhere- short hair, real quiet, looks kinda scared of everything- lemme know. she kinda just doesn't ask questions cause she's too afraid of pissing people off, so you don't actually have to tell her anything if you don't wanna.

mostly she's pretty well-behaved, just don't let her overuse her powers. she's a seer, it fucks with her health if she tries to overdo it. if she looks like she's having any kind of breathing problems, get her to the infirmary ASAP.

[At this point, she may be contending with Rex for the title of 'most mismatched past and present selves'.]

don't mind keeping an eye on your mini-mes if you're okay with them being around me. not gonna stop swearing around them, so they might get some fun new vocabulary. your call if it's worth a couple hours peace and quiet or not.

[subconmodo]

Wow. I just learned a lot of things just now and I'm still not quite sure how to go about processing them.

un: δαήμων

[eudaimonikos]

I'm Michael. My younger self goes by - [It's just a span of invalid characters.]

Well, don't worry about it. He might be in a human form, looks like an adult guy who's having trouble using his limbs, or he might be a sort of bubbling void full of dissociated attempts at body parts. He's young enough that I don't think he's started considering human souls as food yet, so he shouldn't be dangerous. Just call me if that changes.

un: M3G4M4G1CH4XX | npc goofing off

[panpiping]

[Note: as a stand-in for inscrutable daemon language that melts screens, have vigenère cipher, key: daemon.] Ki! Eds lru fk qudngq term < hmszrn vquvrn rmar >?

un: j.griffin

[onebetter]

I'm James Griffin, looking after a child named the same. Just call him James and me Griffin, for ease of it all. He's normal, he hasn't woken up to his Flame yet. Perfectly well-behaved, can listen to authority, shouldn't cause you much trouble. Feel free to task him with herding other kids, he'll probably love doing that.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

griffin is a way cooler name anyway use that all the time

un: hieke

[inflictwounds]

I'm Hieke, most of you know me as the nurse. I'm not really looking after my past self as much as trying to find him. He looks almost exactly like me, but he's worse at maintaining a human form. Noticeable tells will be a tail, maybe some horns or wings. Whatever you do, try not to engage with him. It's just...a bad idea.

And I feel like I should probably say right now if there's any issue or injury your kids sustain, please bring them by the infirmary. It's kind of my job to keep everyone doing okay.

[yokeye]

i knew you didn't have a tail!
i ran into him earlier!
i may or MAY NOT have a made a contract!
if i did, you can like nullify it right?
since you're the same person!

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

You're... not human?

UN: xhatgurlx

[hattersgonnahat]

i didn't know you weren't human!

wait what do you look like normally then?

what's up guys, it's ya npc | un: M3G4M4G1CH4XX

[panpiping]

Nice to meet you all!

[nor_iron_bars]

[Oh look, it's the nonexistent but somehow still functioning account that's been messing up the Academy's servers all day. Again.]

wish i could say the same, but dude. buddy. pal.

what the fuck.