un: δαήμων; backdated to March 31

[eudaimonikos]

How do you take care of a cat?

[He could probably google this but y'all are like right there.]

Comments

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I didn't take you for a pet owner.

Which kind of cat?

[eudaimonikos]

I found it in these peoples' house.
It's orange?

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

there's basic stuff like food and water

and you need a litter box so it can go to the bathroom there σ(￣、￣〃)

how old is it?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Wait, which people? Did you take someone's cat?

[eudaimonikos]

How would I possibly know that?

[eudaimonikos]

This was in New York.
They were going to sacrifice it for a blood ritual so I doubt it was theirs.
Although it could've been.
But either way.

[hippocarnival]

just a vague idea!! a kitten and an old cat look way different (」°ロ°)」

can you send me a picture?

[eudaimonikos]

[He just sends a picture of an orange tabby. It was living on the streets of New York City up until like, a day or two ago, so it doesn't look...great? It's probably not all that old.]

[hippocarnival]

I think it's an adult cat. it looks really bad...

you should take it to a vet first thing and make sure it isn't sick with anything and they can see if it's spayed and has shots

then you need cat food and bowls for food and water and a litter box and little

And toys!!

there's an animal shelter at [Insert address in Soleil here.] that can help you get that stuff and also talk to a vet they're really nice!! d(°∀°d)

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Oh. Well. Carry on, then.

[What the hell kind of field trip did you take these kids on, Michael?]

If it's a normal housecat, then catfood and water should be fine. Buy it some toys to entertain itself with, give it some space to run around in. Most cats like a sunny spot with something soft to lie on.

Don't put anything on a shelf that you don't want to be knocked off.

UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Pretty sure they eat meat? That's about all I know.

[eudaimonikos]

That does sound right. I just fed it leftover burgers and stuff while we were still traveling.

[eudaimonikos]

[It's fine, he only took Kano to the murderhouse!]

What kind of toys?

Also surely that's what shelves are for?

[talkstoposters]

I'd keep doing that, honestly. Everyone loves a good burger.

Wait, there's some other stuff I remember. You got a scratching post, right?

[eudaimonikos]

No, but I can get one. It did scratch a lot of the hotel furniture.

[That was, uh, all super illegal but he sure had a cat in the fancy hotel.]

[eudaimonikos]

Okay.

[That's a whole lot of information, but it's thorough and helpful!]

I don't think anybody owned it before, so I guess it makes sense it wouldn't be doing well. Although they are very well-suited for killing.

[hippocarnival]

[He's been through this a lot with his mom's compulsive stray adopting.]

nooo o(TヘTo) you should definitely have it checked soon!

is it friendly? Are you keeping it?

[eudaimonikos]

I guess so. There was really no point bringing it back from New York if I'm not going to.

I was hiding it in my hotel room for half of that trip.

[hippocarnival]

I'm glad they didn't catch you!! Σ(°ロ°) I hope they recover soon!

have you picked a name yet?

[eudaimonikos]

No?

[hippocarnival]

well you can name a pet basically anything but the name that'll feel right will be one that suits it

what names come to mind when you look at your cat?

[eudaimonikos]

Sacrifice.

[hippocarnival]

i dont think that suits it at all

[eudaimonikos]

You asked what came to mind!

[hippocarnival]

what's the SECOND thing that comes to mind? (￣□￣」)