un: δαήμων; backdated to March 31

[eudaimonikos]

How do you take care of a cat?

[He could probably google this but y'all are like right there.]

Comments

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

I didn't take you for a pet owner.

Which kind of cat?

[eudaimonikos]

I found it in these peoples' house.
It's orange?

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Wait, which people? Did you take someone's cat?

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

there's basic stuff like food and water

and you need a litter box so it can go to the bathroom there σ(￣、￣〃)

how old is it?

[eudaimonikos]

How would I possibly know that?

[hippocarnival]

just a vague idea!! a kitten and an old cat look way different (」°ロ°)」

can you send me a picture?

UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Pretty sure they eat meat? That's about all I know.

[eudaimonikos]

That does sound right. I just fed it leftover burgers and stuff while we were still traveling.

[talkstoposters]

I'd keep doing that, honestly. Everyone loves a good burger.

Wait, there's some other stuff I remember. You got a scratching post, right?

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

Post pictures on Instagram and make it internet famous
Then the cat can take care of you

[eudaimonikos]

Oh my God
How do I do that?

[missleading]

Post pictures of it being lazy
Or doing stupid things
Or putting things on your cat

Seriously the internet loves cats, literally anything will work as long as it's cute or ugly-cute enough

[yokeye]

make sure you want to keep it first!
cats take over your life and you become their minions!
also, i have catnip stored in the lumiere attic!
you're welcome to make use of it!

[eudaimonikos]

It's clearly my minion
I could snap its spine at any time

[yokeye]

that's horrifying!

[Now he'll have nightmares of mangled cats. Thanks, Michael.]

UN: REIRA

[soft_focus]

Cats like to take care of themselves a lot, so if a cat wants you to do it, that means they like you- so you have to be nice to them.

Cats like to scratch things, and catch things, so make sure they have things for that.

Sometimes if they like you a lot, they'll give you food, like little birds or mice and that means they want you to be very healthy.

Also if they try to bite you when you touch their belly they just want to play probably, because they showed you their belly first and that means they trust you with that...

[eudaimonikos]

I don't really know how much choice the cat had in the matter. But it hasn't tried to escape very hard.

They play with teeth?

[soft_focus]

Yes!

They try not to bite too hard but I think they get what's too hard mixed up because it's different playing with things that aren't cats.

If they haven't tried to escape a lot, or hide a lot, they definitely like you!!

UN: xhatgurlx

[hattersgonnahat]

i thought we weren't allowed to have pets.

where are you keeping a cat????

[eudaimonikos]

[wait, is that a real rule?


eh, he doesn't care]

My apartment. I'm a professor, I do what I want.

[hattersgonnahat]

oh.

[Easy enough of an explanation.]

in that case, you need to buy it a lot of toys!! especially the ones on strings. with the feathers. they like those ones best.

un: chiefhaddock

[wherenoonegoes]

I'm fairly sure that that's the exact opposite of true.

[hattersgonnahat]

really??? WE CAN OWN PETS?!

[Why didn't anyone say so?]

un: chiefhaddock

[wherenoonegoes]

Everyone's covered pretty much everything so far? I'm just going to tell you not to pet the cat unless they let you. Otherwise you'll get scratched

[eudaimonikos]

Is that why humans take out their claws sometimes?
This one has claws.