un: wellcooked [backdated to april 7th]

[transfusionem]

Does anyone want chocolate chip cookies?

If yes, come to Maverick's little cafe.

Comments

[deuteranope]

yeah I'm pretty fucking great I will accept thanks in the form of monetary donations

[transfusionem]

Are my cookies not good enough for you? They're getting you more business!

[deuteranope]

that an offer to make more?

[transfusionem]

[She managed to back herself into a corner with that one.]

I guess it is! They can be an official offering at the cafe.

[deuteranope]

[heeee]

wow I'm so fucking happy for you! you get to see my beautiful face even more now, what a wily plan of yours you've fucking put into motion

[transfusionem]

You should be happy! You get to spend more time with me, and I'm great company! You're the one who's coming out on top in this scenario!

[deuteranope]

well if that's the way you want to do things I can't complain

seriously though talking to myself when I can't even talk back is super fucking boring I might as well read the nutrition info of a fucking cereal box for a good time instead

[transfusionem]

Are the other kids not good enough company?

But I can probably spare a few hours to just sit around doing nothing but giving people cookies.

[deuteranope]

because I just looooove babysitting, that's me

the best babysitter ever

the one you want watching your kids

not at all a piece of shit that would rather be smoking

[transfusionem]

You're the best babysitter the Academy can offer.

Which probably says a lot about the state of this place.

If you wrangle some coworkers you can at least take smoke breaks, though.

[deuteranope]

damn I can tell if you're making more fun of me or the school

[Because he was definitely awful.]

nah

not like it's a real job or some shit, don't want it to be

so "coworkers" and "breaks" it's just kinda what the fuck ever

[transfusionem]

Little bit of both, maybe.

Well, job or not, I think I'm not the only person glad you're doing something for all the kids. I can't imagine what it must be like for all of them, having no idea what's going on.

[deuteranope]

I'm telling you it's just to get em fucking round up and back to their rightful guardians or whatever

but yeah that feeling bites

[transfusionem]

Yeah, yeah, if you say so.

Hopefully this gets fixed sooner instead of later. I'm not ready for this level of responsibility.

[deuteranope]

you know, if you turn yourself into a weird fucking cafe babysitter, the looming threat of responsibility doesn't set in

so does the knowledge that I can pawn this brat off on mama whenever I need to

[transfusionem]

I wish I was that lucky. But my parents are all the way over in America, and I wouldn't want them dealing with Adelaide anyways.

Maybe I should just leave Adelaide with you and get some me-time in.

[deuteranope]

let's see how many new words I can teach her in an hour

[transfusionem]

How many will be words she can't repeat?

[deuteranope]

(:

[transfusionem]

):<