un: wellcooked [backdated to april 7th]

[transfusionem]

Does anyone want chocolate chip cookies?

If yes, come to Maverick's little cafe.

Comments

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Aw dude yes

I didnt know he had a cafe tho where is it?

UN: STEADFASTSTANCE

[betheman]

Maverick..?

As in...'Mav'? [He doesn't know his full name...]

I was not aware he had a cafe?

[transfusionem]

Cafe might be a little generous. Just follow the signs near the dorms and you should be able to find it.

[transfusionem]

Yeah, that's him.

It's just a little thing he's set up that mostly seems to be an excuse to make hot chocolate.

[deuteranope]

I'm offended as fuck.

[transfusionem]

I'm just telling it like it is.

UN: Stormflower

[nevernoaction]

We seem to have a lot of entrepreneurs in our class. Do you just make cookies?

[deuteranope]

bumble I don't need some excuse to do whatever the fuck I want, I'll just go ahead and do that shit

[transfusionem]

Not usually? Today is kind of a special occasion!

[transfusionem]

That's why the cafe exists in the first place, isn't it? Seems pretty obvious to me at least.

[deuteranope]

I'd just drink hot chocolate if that was it I do that all the time

I'm a fucking lighthouse

a beacon for wayward children because what kid doesn't fucking like hot chocolate

gets them to sit the fuck down long enough for me to tell the older one where they've run off to so I don't have to deal with their shit once they're hopped up on sugar

[transfusionem]

So you're saying you're doing a service for everyone.

How selfless! I'm sure everyone appreciates knowing their childhood is being well taken care of~

[deuteranope]

yeah I'm pretty fucking great I will accept thanks in the form of monetary donations

[transfusionem]

Are my cookies not good enough for you? They're getting you more business!

[deuteranope]

that an offer to make more?

[transfusionem]

[She managed to back herself into a corner with that one.]

I guess it is! They can be an official offering at the cafe.

[deuteranope]

[heeee]

wow I'm so fucking happy for you! you get to see my beautiful face even more now, what a wily plan of yours you've fucking put into motion

[transfusionem]

You should be happy! You get to spend more time with me, and I'm great company! You're the one who's coming out on top in this scenario!

[deuteranope]

well if that's the way you want to do things I can't complain

seriously though talking to myself when I can't even talk back is super fucking boring I might as well read the nutrition info of a fucking cereal box for a good time instead

[transfusionem]

Are the other kids not good enough company?

But I can probably spare a few hours to just sit around doing nothing but giving people cookies.

[deuteranope]

because I just looooove babysitting, that's me

the best babysitter ever

the one you want watching your kids

not at all a piece of shit that would rather be smoking

[transfusionem]

You're the best babysitter the Academy can offer.

Which probably says a lot about the state of this place.

If you wrangle some coworkers you can at least take smoke breaks, though.

[deuteranope]

damn I can tell if you're making more fun of me or the school

[Because he was definitely awful.]

nah

not like it's a real job or some shit, don't want it to be

so "coworkers" and "breaks" it's just kinda what the fuck ever

[transfusionem]

Little bit of both, maybe.

Well, job or not, I think I'm not the only person glad you're doing something for all the kids. I can't imagine what it must be like for all of them, having no idea what's going on.

[deuteranope]

I'm telling you it's just to get em fucking round up and back to their rightful guardians or whatever

but yeah that feeling bites