un: wellcooked [backdated to april 7th]

[transfusionem]

Does anyone want chocolate chip cookies?

If yes, come to Maverick's little cafe.

Comments

[transfusionem]

Yeah, that's him.

It's just a little thing he's set up that mostly seems to be an excuse to make hot chocolate.

[deuteranope]

I'm offended as fuck.

[transfusionem]

I'm just telling it like it is.

[deuteranope]

bumble I don't need some excuse to do whatever the fuck I want, I'll just go ahead and do that shit

[transfusionem]

That's why the cafe exists in the first place, isn't it? Seems pretty obvious to me at least.

[deuteranope]

I'd just drink hot chocolate if that was it I do that all the time

I'm a fucking lighthouse

a beacon for wayward children because what kid doesn't fucking like hot chocolate

gets them to sit the fuck down long enough for me to tell the older one where they've run off to so I don't have to deal with their shit once they're hopped up on sugar

[transfusionem]

So you're saying you're doing a service for everyone.

How selfless! I'm sure everyone appreciates knowing their childhood is being well taken care of~

[deuteranope]

yeah I'm pretty fucking great I will accept thanks in the form of monetary donations

[transfusionem]

Are my cookies not good enough for you? They're getting you more business!

[deuteranope]

that an offer to make more?

[transfusionem]

[She managed to back herself into a corner with that one.]

I guess it is! They can be an official offering at the cafe.

[deuteranope]

[heeee]

wow I'm so fucking happy for you! you get to see my beautiful face even more now, what a wily plan of yours you've fucking put into motion

[transfusionem]

You should be happy! You get to spend more time with me, and I'm great company! You're the one who's coming out on top in this scenario!

[betheman]

...An excuse?

Well, both of those things sound good! How much are they?

[transfusionem]

Don't worry about it.

And they're free! Everything's free.

[betheman]

Free!?

Are you certain!?

[transfusionem]

Of course! I'm not just gonna make people pay for cookies.

[betheman]

Ah

Oh! No, I mean for the hot chocolate!!

My apologies for the confusion...

[transfusionem]

It's okay!

And the hot chocolate is free too.

Or he at least didn't charge me for anything.

[betheman]

I shall have to take your word for it then, though I am confused as to how he is funding this at all now!

[transfusionem]

He must have a secret source of hot chocolate he's not telling anyone about that he can tap for this cafe.

[betheman]

A....secret source?

As in a somehow magical one??

[transfusionem]

He did have a magic bag for a while, so maybe? Wouldn't seem out of place if he did.

[betheman]

Ahh...

If he has a magical source, I suppose it makes sense. It is strange to think of there being a magical source of hot cocoa, but it is certainly not the strangest thing...

[transfusionem]

It's not any stranger than half the things that happen here, that's for sure. And anyways, it's just normal hot cocoa so there's no, like, spooky effects going on or anything.

[Just in case that was a concern...]