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so bumble got me thinking
well first of all maverick's the "cafe" run by (you fucking guessed it) maverick (that's me) will still be just inside the lum dorms for weekdays even though there'll be fucking cameras around I guess

no more popsicles since that one asshole took off and won't answer his fucking phone but there's plenty of hot chocolate, temp tattoos, and bumble has so graciously agreed to provide cookies on occasion.
the tats are kinda in limited supply but hey that's what markers are for
and if you want someone educating on tattoos, it's gotta be me I'm great
all this cafe shit is supposed to be for rounding up loose kids but if you need a sugar rush I ain't gonna stop you
unless like...it sounds super fucking funny at the time

anyway second of all, the part she actually got me thinking about
I checked with Mama and she said the camera crew is staying somewhere else so her base has space

if you need some time (like a couple days) minus a kiddo or they just can't fucking be around during that tv shit because they look or act like a freak show
reserve a room at INN OF ATROPOS
weirdo-friendly, respects your privacy, nice as shit, food's kickass, the manager's a total babe, you get the idea
normally she'd super fucking frown on just dumping a kid at her doors but she gets this shit is kinda a weird circumstance

also let it be known I will literally bash your fucking head in if you fuck up Mama's inn, whether that you is big or little just saying

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You're welcome.

we help each other don't we

[The older Akechi glances at his phone from where he's lying in bed with some sort of nerd book, then looks at Mav. His younger self is sitting at the desk, engrossed in some sort of manga that came out of the 'do not open' boxes and doesn't seem to be paying attention.]

I've been trying not to think about the fucking reporters...I might have to take advantage of that. I don't want to end up getting lectured because the little shit said 'fuck' on public television.

[Both Akechis have nerd books, Ricky has a notebook to doodle in, everyone is chill. Maverick doesn't bother to look up from his laptop, tik-takking against the keys.]

Stick a hat on him and call it a fucking day, honestly. Who's gonna believe he's your fancy ass? [Buuut that only solves half the problem. It would still be a kid saying fuck.] Mama won't give a shit. I mean, she raised me, so what the fuck ever.

We're a real dynamic duo.

I can avoid identity questions easily enough by claiming he's my brother, but that wouldn't stop me from getting shit over his mouth. I'm planning to avoid the reporters as much as possible, but there's not a hell of a lot I can do while I'm in class. Unless I bring him with me, but I doubt the teachers would approve of me bringing a kid to a high school combat class. It'll just be best if he's off campus as much as possible.

Okay, just for the record and my own future reference: Bumble is Adelaide here, right?

[ How'd she end up with this name... ]

ding ding fucking ding!

but that is like the least important fucking information here dude

the perfect pair

Tch. Wouldn't be so fucking sure about that.

[There's a couple of annoyed clicks of his keyboard, then they settle again. Stupid school giving him stupid doubts.]

She can watch him, but it ain't gonna be free. With the chaos all these little shits bring with them, I'd be a fucking dumbass to let these people anywhere near my Mama without her getting something out of it. You don't get a pass just because we sleep in the same room.

Like peanut butter and chocolate.

you can definitely tell you're american

[Maybe he should bring the kid with him, then...no, other students will make a fuss if he gets hurt. He doesn't want to end up like that idiot who got his door blown off.]

I probably can't afford to leave him there the entire time the cameras are here, especially since he doesn't trust adults. He'll be more of a pain in the ass than a typical kid because of that.

[The younger Akechi looks up from his book and scowls.]

That's because I can't fight back when adults are assholes. All I can do is try to keep them from wanting to do anything bad.

[To be fair, that idiot's door was an unrelated casualty, and Wist isn't exactly another student, though they'd certainly be mad. And confused. Not taking the kiddo is probably a better plan.

Maverick rolls his eyes and tips his laptop's screen down so he can watch the pair over top of it.]

Yeah yeah, shut the fuck up, both of you. You don't gotta worry about that with Mama, she's the best. And you're a lot like I was a few years back, only you actually had shitty people to be mad at, you weren't a fuckhead just because. Just give it to her straight instead of flying off the fucking handle if some shit bugs you. It'll be fine.

Alright...

[He sounds a little nervous, before he takes note of the laptop.]

What are you typing?

Teto's going to want one of those tattoos, I guarantee you.
Make sure that anything he grabs for himself is non-toxic and you'll have my blessing for making me horribly jealous of the tattoos I can never have.

I figure the kid should be just fine here with the cameras but tell your Mamá she's wonderful all the same. It's very kind of her to offer that.

damn dude remember how it used to be to have taste...you must miss it

yeah rolling stone ain't so bad. but don't get me wrong, if anybody tries to skip out on paying when they rent a room in this extravagant fucker of a playhouse, I'll fucking be on their ass because she might be kindness and perfection, but fuck you, pay up, she deserves fucking compensation

Uh, right now? "Ding ding fucking ding".

[So there's. That.]

Chill out, pauper. It's nothing you gotta fucking be paranoid about, just trying to keep some of the chaos down so I don't gotta a fucking mess that doesn't have dick to do with me to clean up later.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah, it's a good post and a generous offer from your mother.

But I understood all of it, so this is the part that I ended up with questions on. Why Bumble?

because that's who she is to me, what's it to you?

I still have plenty of taste, you don't know what you're talking about.

Un buen hijo.

But are you really calling him rolling stone?

["A good son", huh...]

true but gross from you tbh

can't stop the rock

You think everything is gross from me so it doesn't even matter.

That boy doesn't know nearly enough rock yet.

yep

incorrect, the response is "guess I'll have to roll with it"

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