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so bumble got me thinking
well first of all maverick's the "cafe" run by (you fucking guessed it) maverick (that's me) will still be just inside the lum dorms for weekdays even though there'll be fucking cameras around I guess

no more popsicles since that one asshole took off and won't answer his fucking phone but there's plenty of hot chocolate, temp tattoos, and bumble has so graciously agreed to provide cookies on occasion.
the tats are kinda in limited supply but hey that's what markers are for
and if you want someone educating on tattoos, it's gotta be me I'm great
all this cafe shit is supposed to be for rounding up loose kids but if you need a sugar rush I ain't gonna stop you
unless like...it sounds super fucking funny at the time

anyway second of all, the part she actually got me thinking about
I checked with Mama and she said the camera crew is staying somewhere else so her base has space

if you need some time (like a couple days) minus a kiddo or they just can't fucking be around during that tv shit because they look or act like a freak show
reserve a room at INN OF ATROPOS
weirdo-friendly, respects your privacy, nice as shit, food's kickass, the manager's a total babe, you get the idea
normally she'd super fucking frown on just dumping a kid at her doors but she gets this shit is kinda a weird circumstance

also let it be known I will literally bash your fucking head in if you fuck up Mama's inn, whether that you is big or little just saying

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[Maybe he should bring the kid with him, then...no, other students will make a fuss if he gets hurt. He doesn't want to end up like that idiot who got his door blown off.]

I probably can't afford to leave him there the entire time the cameras are here, especially since he doesn't trust adults. He'll be more of a pain in the ass than a typical kid because of that.

[The younger Akechi looks up from his book and scowls.]

That's because I can't fight back when adults are assholes. All I can do is try to keep them from wanting to do anything bad.

[To be fair, that idiot's door was an unrelated casualty, and Wist isn't exactly another student, though they'd certainly be mad. And confused. Not taking the kiddo is probably a better plan.

Maverick rolls his eyes and tips his laptop's screen down so he can watch the pair over top of it.]

Yeah yeah, shut the fuck up, both of you. You don't gotta worry about that with Mama, she's the best. And you're a lot like I was a few years back, only you actually had shitty people to be mad at, you weren't a fuckhead just because. Just give it to her straight instead of flying off the fucking handle if some shit bugs you. It'll be fine.

Alright...

[He sounds a little nervous, before he takes note of the laptop.]

What are you typing?

Uh, right now? "Ding ding fucking ding".

[So there's. That.]

Chill out, pauper. It's nothing you gotta fucking be paranoid about, just trying to keep some of the chaos down so I don't gotta a fucking mess that doesn't have dick to do with me to clean up later.

So...why are you sending me somewhere else?

Because of fucking reporters. Trust me, it'll be better for both of us if you don't have to deal with their shit, they're like goddamn vultures.

[He heaves a heavy sigh, but...it actually feels nice, to be able to speak his mind like this. He can't help a faint smile tugging at his lips as the irritation fades in favor of a feeling of relief.]

Seriously. I don't always fucking get princess's decisions or nothing, but this is definitely mutually beneficial shit.

[Maverick glances above the screen again, but decides not the comment on the softer expression. He'll just be over here feeling smug.]

It ain't "sending you away". You'll be better off than us, hanging with Mama and not having to use them acting chops just yet. Right Ricky? Mama's the best!

[The young boy looks up from his drawing and nods firmly before smiling over at the other kid. It'll be great!!!]

Acting is a pain in the ass...I've tried it, but it's so damn frustrating.

It gets easier to hide the frustration with practice, but fuck if it gets any more fun. Pretending to be polite is fucking exhausting. But if I so much as let a 'damn' slip where the media can hear, they'll be on top of me like sharks smelling blood.

[He huffs a sigh.]

Japan is uptight as hell when it comes to manners. If you don't go out of your way to be polite, people think of you as rude. And some nobody kid with no family connections isn't going to get very far if people don't think he's charming...I'm actually doing damn good for an orphan.

[tik tak type]

Real damn good. Got the looks and the act to go along with it. Had me fooled, for a while, even if that guy creeped me the fuck out. Thank fucking christ you got here, pauper, and tore down that fucking facade, it was annoying as hell. Kids swearing is kinda a fucking problem to everyone, but not for the Taylor household. Can't fucking imagine a childhood where I wasn't raised cussing up a storm.

[Something for Ricky to look forward to.]

The Detective Prince is what adults back home want to see. An unfailingly polite young man without a confrontational bone in his body. We have a real fucking problem with people prioritizing staying out of trouble over standing up for themselves. Hell, there was a case back in Tokyo where some Olympian athlete turned gym teacher was being an abusive fuckwad, and his victims were actively covering for him to avoid making waves.

It pisses me off, but I'm already doing everything I can to change it by working as a detective.

[...He's thinking maybe he should close the laptop now.

Instead of doing that, he finds Homeward Bound, rents it, and sets his kidself up with it while he goes ahead and plops himself down on Akechi's bed like that's exactly where he belongs. What kinda nerd book you got here, anyway...]

Sounds like a real shitpit over there. Shitty stuff and shitty people are everywhere, but everything you say makes me want to never even step foot on a plane headed there.

[Looks like a Cryptoliterature book, something about some ancient mythology.]

I've been wanting to leave the country my whole fucking life. Getting a chance to study abroad was almost more exciting than finding out I had magic. I can't say there aren't some good things, but the entire culture has shit priorities.

[...Damn, he might actually have to sneak that away to read for himself sometime. But that's not why he's over here!!! Yeah. He's here to set that bony elbow against Akechi and be a nuisance.]

-- Hey, speaking of which. How was Marseille? Any souvenirs, or did you just get all dolled up?

It was fun. They had us staying in a fancy as hell hotel, with free meals and spa access. I didn't get much in the way of physical souvenirs, but...

[He pulls out his phone and opens up a photo album titled 'Marsaille'. It's...rather large, and full of photos of landmarks and cityscapes, including the fancy hotel in question.]

I did take a fuckton of photos.

Goddamn, Mama's gonna wanna fucking kill me for sure.

[He can tell that already just little thumbnails. He cocks his wrist in a request for Akechi to pass him the phone so he can scroll through things.]

There someplace you wanna go? Now that you've got a taste for travel.

[He hands over the phone, then adjusts to sit up more properly.]

My dream is to visit as many different countries as I can. I want to learn about what it's like to live in different parts of the world...though, having a foster sibling from America makes visiting there a high priority. It's part of why my English is so good.

[That gets Mav's attention briefly before he goes back to scrolling through the phone.]

Mm. Mama's American, so I kinda fucking get that. Didn't know you had a cool sibling?

Neither did I.

We got taken into the same household when I was twelve, but lost touch after she got sent back to America, so...I didn't really want to talk about her much. Then she just turned up here out of the fucking blue.

Huh. Fucking weird.

[Good? But super weird.]

What was wrong with that place? Something had to have fucked up there, right?

What wasn't wrong with it. They only picked us because we looked different, like those fucking misprints that are more valuable than the regular versions. We were supposed to look pretty and behave ourselves, and any time we set even a fucking toe out of line...

[He sets his book down to rub his arm.]

It was Hell. It finally ended when we burned their goddamn nightmare house to the ground.

[Welp. Feeling less good about laying next to this dude, now, even if he did smell nice,]

Like, with them inside, orrrr...?

[because, uh. uhhh.]

No, they were out of the house at the time. As much as we hated them, we weren't about to commit murder. They were pissed about their stuff, of course...my sister took the blame, and that's why she got sent back to America. I got kicked back to the orphanage, until I managed to make a case for emancipation.

They're in prison now, since they were pretty shit people all around. I was smart enough to save some papers pointing to illegal activity before it burned.

[Phew. Now he can relax and think about the rest of what Akechi's said.]

Dude, your luck is seriously shit. [Damn, Marseille is pretty.] So you were supposed to be like exotic dolls, or something? What's so fucking different about you? Your hair's lighter, but is that really that nuts?

Lighter and softer, I have a very unusual hair texture for Japan. I also have red eyes, which is pretty damn rare wherever you go.

[squints]

You have red eyes?

A very reddish brown, yeah. In proper lighting, they actually look a lot like rust stains.

[Or dried blood...but he's not going to say that part.]

People are assholes about that, too.

Edited 2019-04-18 01:38 (UTC)

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