Maverick | Bitch Ricky Marten-Taylor (
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irisnetwork2019-04-11 08:02 pm
un: weaseling
so bumble got me thinking
well first of all maverick's the "cafe" run by (you fucking guessed it) maverick (that's me) will still be just inside the lum dorms for weekdays even though there'll be fucking cameras around I guess
no more popsicles since that one asshole took off and won't answer his fucking phone but there's plenty of hot chocolate, temp tattoos, and bumble has so graciously agreed to provide cookies on occasion.
the tats are kinda in limited supply but hey that's what markers are for
and if you want someone educating on tattoos, it's gotta be me I'm great
all this cafe shit is supposed to be for rounding up loose kids but if you need a sugar rush I ain't gonna stop you
unless like...it sounds super fucking funny at the time
anyway second of all, the part she actually got me thinking about
I checked with Mama and she said the camera crew is staying somewhere else so her base has space
if you need some time (like a couple days) minus a kiddo or they just can't fucking be around during that tv shit because they look or act like a freak show
reserve a room at INN OF ATROPOS
weirdo-friendly, respects your privacy, nice as shit, food's kickass, the manager's a total babe, you get the idea
normally she'd super fucking frown on just dumping a kid at her doors but she gets this shit is kinda a weird circumstance
also let it be known I will literally bash your fucking head in if you fuck up Mama's inn, whether that you is big or little just saying
well first of all maverick's the "cafe" run by (you fucking guessed it) maverick (that's me) will still be just inside the lum dorms for weekdays even though there'll be fucking cameras around I guess
no more popsicles since that one asshole took off and won't answer his fucking phone but there's plenty of hot chocolate, temp tattoos, and bumble has so graciously agreed to provide cookies on occasion.
the tats are kinda in limited supply but hey that's what markers are for
and if you want someone educating on tattoos, it's gotta be me I'm great
all this cafe shit is supposed to be for rounding up loose kids but if you need a sugar rush I ain't gonna stop you
unless like...it sounds super fucking funny at the time
anyway second of all, the part she actually got me thinking about
I checked with Mama and she said the camera crew is staying somewhere else so her base has space
if you need some time (like a couple days) minus a kiddo or they just can't fucking be around during that tv shit because they look or act like a freak show
reserve a room at INN OF ATROPOS
weirdo-friendly, respects your privacy, nice as shit, food's kickass, the manager's a total babe, you get the idea
normally she'd super fucking frown on just dumping a kid at her doors but she gets this shit is kinda a weird circumstance
also let it be known I will literally bash your fucking head in if you fuck up Mama's inn, whether that you is big or little just saying

un: wellcooked
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I've been trying not to think about the fucking reporters...I might have to take advantage of that. I don't want to end up getting lectured because the little shit said 'fuck' on public television.
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CW: child abuse discussion
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un: j.griffin
[ How'd she end up with this name... ]
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Make sure that anything he grabs for himself is non-toxic and you'll have my blessing for making me horribly jealous of the tattoos I can never have.
I figure the kid should be just fine here with the cameras but tell your Mamá she's wonderful all the same. It's very kind of her to offer that.
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INN OF ATROPOS
Hello~! Can you tell me if Mrs, uhh...
[What was Maverick's last name? He's probably read it on the network a million times, but nothing's coming to mind. Oh, well.]
Haha, uhh... Can I speak with the manager please~! It's a highly important matter of the utmost delicacy~! If you know what I mean.
[The last part he says quietly, sliding a 20 euro note across the counter. No one will hear of this.]
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sorry, ramona. cw? snakes
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