un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

First order of business:

Since this is apparently becoming a THING that keeps happening, I will be offering a "workshop" of sorts for all Contracted students to take place at 5pm on Wednesdays. Dinner will not be provided. Pay for it yourself.

If you're interested, either contact me or show up for the workshop--on time (it's rude to be late) with the details of whatever Contract your under. A paper trail would be preferable, but if your Contract was a verbal agreement, you can bring a list of all stipulations made as part of that verbal agreement instead. Be as thorough as possible. Even if you don't remember, the guy who you made the deal with probably does.

Second:

I'm on the lookout for a new car.

Or someone who can fix a car that's been totalled.

Also for someone willing to fix a mask for an annoying brat. Preferably someone good with runes.

Comments

[deuteranope]

awww man I like both those kids

they okay?

[subconmodo]

They're fine. Mine has a broken nose, but that's about it.

He won't go near any of the cars anymore, though, ado there's that.

[deuteranope]

oof that sucks, I broke my nose once. not fun.

[subconmodo]

He'll be fine. He's more worried about the mask right now. Kid's not used to being without it, especially when he wants to run around outside.

[deuteranope]

yeah? took it off for me, but I guess he needed to drink

maybe get him a steady supply of smoothies to keep him occupied

[subconmodo]

Probably because you're not a daemon or fae.

Hot chocolate probably helped things too. We didn't have anything like that back then.

[deuteranope]

[Nope. Just a human. A dumbfuck human.]

I would die

something sweet he can get with a straw or spoon will be much easier on the schnoz

or veggies but I don't see you being a veggie kinda kid

[subconmodo]

Eh, not really. The meat dishes were always my favorite. Had a soft spot for bread, too.

Maybe I'll see about a chocolate peanut butter shake.

[deuteranope]

well chicken and fish got good nutrients I fucking guess

[subconmodo]

Chicken, sure. But I'd rather not take a risk with the latter anywhere within Professor Valvatorez's hearing range.

I may be a black-hearted monster, but even I wouldn't subject the kid to that.

[deuteranope]

I'm gonna stay blissfully ignorant on this one prof

[unpocoloco]

As Avery said, all well and good. Teto's got a good knock to his head but I think we're past the concussion stage. Probably. He's mostly right back to how he was.

[deuteranope]

that's a relief

since it's inadvisable to be headbanging with a concussion

[unpocoloco]

Truly, the most important thing in all this, his ability to headbang as he learns to play rock and roll.

[deuteranope]

duh

ricky's gonna wanna visit if I clue him in

[unpocoloco]

That's fine. He's more than welcome to. I can't stay with him all the time and no kid likes being stuck alone in a place like that. I'm sure Teto will be happy to see him.

[deuteranope]

great I'll send him on over

fucking exhausting having a kid around all the time even if he's fucking quiet

[unpocoloco]

You mean the part where you're always On all the time trying to mind their needs and wants and everything until you forget about your own? Who would've thought.

But it has its moments, doesn't it?

[deuteranope]

yeah pops I ain't wired that way, my needs still top the chart of priorities

if he was just some random kid he'd be better off with me dumping him somewhere instead of fucking around like this

[unpocoloco]

Teto's some random kid. Never see you kick him out. Top priorities but not much credit.

[deuteranope]

one look any asshole that isn't a moron sees teto is you, you fucking kidding me? not that random

[unpocoloco]

I'm some random guy. Honestly, Maverick, by that logic no kid is some random kid.

[deuteranope]

shut the fuck up, you know what I mean

[unpocoloco]

[He does, but not in the way Maverick's intending. He sees you, Mav, looking after the lot.]