un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

First order of business:

Since this is apparently becoming a THING that keeps happening, I will be offering a "workshop" of sorts for all Contracted students to take place at 5pm on Wednesdays. Dinner will not be provided. Pay for it yourself.

If you're interested, either contact me or show up for the workshop--on time (it's rude to be late) with the details of whatever Contract your under. A paper trail would be preferable, but if your Contract was a verbal agreement, you can bring a list of all stipulations made as part of that verbal agreement instead. Be as thorough as possible. Even if you don't remember, the guy who you made the deal with probably does.

Second:

I'm on the lookout for a new car.

Or someone who can fix a car that's been totalled.

Also for someone willing to fix a mask for an annoying brat. Preferably someone good with runes.

Comments

un: hemlock

[spelleton]

[ Avery sure has had a month. He decides to be merciful. ]

I can fix the mask, at least.

What does it need on it?

[subconmodo]

[Huh. This is unexpected.]

Warding runes against daemons and fae, something allowing the wearer to visualize curses or magical barriers and things like that so they can avoid them...

Perry sure there was some other stuff there too, but it's been awhile.

[spelleton]

I'll get it done.

And if you need someone to babysit, I suppose I can offer.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

[HAHA WOW THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM, NOPE, JUST...GONNA IGNORE THAT AND DIE NOW.]

what happened to your car?

[subconmodo]

The brat stole my keys, got together with Héctor's brat, and the two tried to steal my car to go home.

Reversed it right into a pole.

[deuteranope]

awww man I like both those kids

they okay?

[yokeye]

what kind of car do you want?

[subconmodo]

Honestly?

A sports car. Something nice, with a good stereo.

More realistically?

Something with good mileage that's also low-maintenance and cheap.

And will fit a good stereo.

[because that managed to get salvaged at least]

[yokeye]

i don't know anything abut mileage, but this one looks nice!
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UN: LORDVAL

[arcadianvampire]

...How in the Hells did your car get totaled? You took care of that thing like it was your most prized possession.

[subconmodo]

You know how there's a bunch of kids running around right now?

One of them stile my keys. And got in with another kid.

Kids aren't known for their ability to drive.

[arcadianvampire]

...That they are not. Nor are they known for their ability to be held liable for civil damages.

Are the kids are okay?

un: δαήμων

[eudaimonikos]

What are you doing with the Contracted? Just making sure they actually know what they agreed to, or

[basically: would there be benefit to making Kano attend this]

[subconmodo]

Along with any loopholes they can exploit to their advantage. A more personalized version of my regular classes, if you will.

[eudaimonikos]

Probably necessary, yeah.

[That's fine, then. Michael's got a handle on Kano's deal.]

UN: xhatgurlx

[hattersgonnahat]

...what mask? my mask is fine.

[PUELLA HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALK ABOUT. How many rune masks are at this school?]

[subconmodo]

Your mask? What do you mean, "your mask?"

[hattersgonnahat]

um, the one that i fixed up.

awhile ago.

un: jaybird

[nor_iron_bars]

hey if you're not gonna do anything with it, can i have the remains?

[A pause, and then it occurs to her:]

the remains of the car.
don't need other any kinds of remains you got.

[Given some of the things she's heard about Snatcher, it seems better to clarify.]

[But business is business, so...]

for a small fee i'll take those too, tho.
if you got any.

[She doesn't have any specific thoughts about what she'd do with a corpse, but she's pretty sure she could figure out something.]

[subconmodo]

Knock yourself out. The stereo's mine, though. I paid good money for that.

And if you're still interested in corpses (or at least bones), I've got plenty buried back home. You just might run the risk of being frozen solid. It's gotten kind of crazy there lately!

[nor_iron_bars]

awesome, thanks.

[Fuck yes, free car parts.]

y'know what, lemme get back to you on that next time i got a three-day weekend free.
not the kinda stuff i normally deal in, but i'm betting i can find a guy who knows a guy.
there's always a guy.

[Shady necromancer in need of bone dust? Shady archaeologist who doesn't need to know where the bones came from so long as they can carbon date them? Shady dude who just likes bones a lot for Reasons, We Don't Ask?]

[Doesn't matter. She'll find someone willing to buy if she's selling. It's just a basic truth of the criminal underworld: if you look hard enough, there's always a guy.]

UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

How totalled are we talking? Because mine's been blown up and I've still been able to buff it out.

[Bowser I don't think that qualifies as "buffing out", but alright.]

[subconmodo]

What in the world have you been doing with your car?

un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

um so

what do we do if we think we're in a contract but don't know for sure

asking for a friend

[subconmodo]

With how this year's been going, I would go ahead and assume the answer is yes and attend the workshop.

Your friend can even speak in all the hypotheticals they want while attending.