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irisnetwork2019-04-22 11:44 am
subconmodo) wrote in irisnetwork2019-04-22 11:44 am
un: mortiscausa
First order of business:
Since this is apparently becoming a THING that keeps happening, I will be offering a "workshop" of sorts for all Contracted students to take place at 5pm on Wednesdays. Dinner will not be provided. Pay for it yourself.
If you're interested, either contact me or show up for the workshop--on time (it's rude to be late) with the details of whatever Contract your under. A paper trail would be preferable, but if your Contract was a verbal agreement, you can bring a list of all stipulations made as part of that verbal agreement instead. Be as thorough as possible. Even if you don't remember, the guy who you made the deal with probably does.
Second:
I'm on the lookout for a new car.
Or someone who can fix a car that's been totalled.
Also for someone willing to fix a mask for an annoying brat. Preferably someone good with runes.
Since this is apparently becoming a THING that keeps happening, I will be offering a "workshop" of sorts for all Contracted students to take place at 5pm on Wednesdays. Dinner will not be provided. Pay for it yourself.
If you're interested, either contact me or show up for the workshop--on time (it's rude to be late) with the details of whatever Contract your under. A paper trail would be preferable, but if your Contract was a verbal agreement, you can bring a list of all stipulations made as part of that verbal agreement instead. Be as thorough as possible. Even if you don't remember, the guy who you made the deal with probably does.
Second:
I'm on the lookout for a new car.
Or someone who can fix a car that's been totalled.
Also for someone willing to fix a mask for an annoying brat. Preferably someone good with runes.
un: jaybird
[A pause, and then it occurs to her:]
the remains of the car.
don't need other any kinds of remains you got.
[Given some of the things she's heard about Snatcher, it seems better to clarify.]
[But business is business, so...]
for a small fee i'll take those too, tho.
if you got any.
[She doesn't have any specific thoughts about what she'd do with a corpse, but she's pretty sure she could figure out something.]
no subject
And if you're still interested in corpses (or at least bones), I've got plenty buried back home. You just might run the risk of being frozen solid. It's gotten kind of crazy there lately!
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[Fuck yes, free car parts.]
y'know what, lemme get back to you on that next time i got a three-day weekend free.
not the kinda stuff i normally deal in, but i'm betting i can find a guy who knows a guy.
there's always a guy.
[Shady necromancer in need of bone dust? Shady archaeologist who doesn't need to know where the bones came from so long as they can carbon date them? Shady dude who just likes bones a lot for Reasons, We Don't Ask?]
[Doesn't matter. She'll find someone willing to buy if she's selling. It's just a basic truth of the criminal underworld: if you look hard enough, there's always a guy.]