un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

Comments

[suddenlybees]

It's not depressing at all!
Why would it be depressing?

[deuteranope]

[mmmm]

it ain’t fun to not have fucking anything

[suddenlybees]

Hmmmmm
Is that how it is?
I'm having fun right now, after all!
And we're not doing anything!

[deuteranope]

doing nothing often leads to the very best of something

— Winnie the Pooh

[suddenlybees]

Why the fuck do you know Winnie the Pooh quotes?

[deuteranope]

Winnie the Pooh is a book

[suddenlybees]

Winnie the Pooh is banned from our book club.

[deuteranope]

Dr. Seuss?

But I’ve brought a big bat.
I’m all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have troubles with me!

[suddenlybees]

LOL
What's up with that?
Puppy's got nothing on your nerdiness!

[deuteranope]

puppy plays the flute, I think I’m safe

[suddenlybees]

Seriously?
LOL~ He's the best~
What do you play, Mr. Punk Rock?

[deuteranope]

yeah right

if I did I probably woulda picked fucking drums or something

no wait

cowbell

[suddenlybees]

Oh!
Cowbells sound fun to play!
I can find cowbells~
We can duet together~!!!

[deuteranope]

#FREETHEBEATS

[suddenlybees]

#FREETHEBEATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!