un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

Comments

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

How many more people are you planning on sending to my doorstep over this?

> weasling

[deuteranope]

what they do once they have the knowledge of your whack music ban is outta my hands girl

un: i.rivera

[no_dejare_de_quererte]

Hmm. Somehow I doubt that.
You can "rebel" all you want, but I won't be lifting the ban.
The rules are the rules, Maverick.

But I appreciate the call to keep trouble at a minimum.

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

there's been lotsa shit over the years that were rules but shouldn't have been

this is one of those but obv less genocidal

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

there's a ban??? (⊙_⊙)

Is it a REAL ban or a don't play loud music in common rooms ban?

un: ohnomorespiders

[made_up_names]

so uh

things got out of hand

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

posterboyyyyy

[made_up_names]

I mean the good news is I tried really hard

the bad news is I made it worse

[deuteranope]

yeah so Imelda and I are room neighbors and we share a bathroom

js

[suddenlybees]

I can't believe that was clickbait.
You can't just post a cat and not talk about cats!!!!!!

[deuteranope]

her name is ricktoria and she's fucking perfect and mine any questions

[suddenlybees]

Yes, question:
Why would you pass up the purrfect chance to make a pun????

[deuteranope]

uh because nothing about Ricktoria is a joke ever how dare you

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

[It... helps to see that the kid here is clarifying not to make trouble for Imelda, but it still makes him wince and cringe a little.

He opts to simply not touch that topic. Or respond anywhere close to where Imelda has.]

I could give you a recipe, if that's what you're looking for. It's been a few years but I think I still remember.

[deuteranope]

what

[Everyone else has been...a little distracting, and he wasn't exactly expecting anyone to try and be helpful.]

oh the crickets? nah I can find that shit on the fucking internet

besides, a couple of dumbasses over here got that covered

just looking for a book

[unpocoloco]

Did they really? I can't believe no one invited me to that.

[He was probably dead in his room at the time but look.]

Not to point out the obvious but... have you tried a library? My french isn't the best but I might be able to pick out some words, if it's a language thing.

[deuteranope]

trust me you wanted to fucking miss it. actual eating part was over by aube I think though.

nah je parle français blahblah but they were either kid books or about feeder crickets. trying to fucking introduce the joys of reading to some jackass not take a fucking nap

I found something close I guess it's just fucking annoying you know? jock dickheads even invading the quiet nerd spaces not that I'm fucking surprised

[prisoneroffate]

I do support not harassing Imelda, but you know we can buy headphones right?

[deuteranope]

listening to music AT ALL is against the rules so even though this is a public discussion shh don't tell Imelda about headphones or she's gonna fucking raid the rooms

[prisoneroffate]

My friend asked about them and was given approval almost immediately. Headphones are fine.

[ See, this is what we learn when we communicate! ]

[deuteranope]

WHAT

SHE TOLD ME ANY MUSIC WOULD DOOM ME

THIS IS DISCRIMINATION

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

holy shit is that ricktoria????

that's a masterpiece

hang that shit in the louvre

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

hell yeah bet you didn't know I was a fucking ARTIST but credit where credit is due our babygirl is the model of the century

un: astrophenominal

[tsuns]

okay okay kudos to you i wanna hang this on my wall hehehehehe i'll print it out even if it loses the gif magic

(do you say it with a hard or a soft g btw this will impact how i see you as a suitable cat parent)

anyway now i'm curious about wtf a cricket bat looks like

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

(don’t fucking play it’s gif like gig)

I mean I already explained but I guess if you need me to put it another way it’s like if you took a bat and stuck it in a hydraulic press to make that shit flat