un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

Comments

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

lucky me my room is next to hers

[Aaaand have a picture of a thinner tabby wandering the halls.]

this is Pepita she’s Imelda’s familiar

[tsuns]

oh that's a cute cat

not on ricky jr level but I wont ssy no to any cat tbh

[deuteranope]

hell yeah

see Imelda’s got the capacity for taste

[tsuns]

if she's a cat lover play her the keyboard cat song or something

appeal to her feline sensibilities

[deuteranope]

her hatred of music miiiight supersede her love of cats but we'll fucking see I guess

[tsuns]

make her a whole cat themed mixtape

if that doesnt work nothing will

[deuteranope]

or teach Ricktoria to sing

[tsuns]

what yhe fuck

can we do that????

[deuteranope]

idk about our teaching ability but our daughter is fucking amazing and can do anything she puts her mind to

[tsuns]

yeah thats a good point!!!!!!!

fuck we live ina world with magic, why not have a singing cat