un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

alright now that I got your fucking attention

does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?

the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy

not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner

not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind

don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game

that isn't like

the very quiet cricket?

god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet

ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?

#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE

Comments

[deuteranope]

take your time

[It's pretty dumb.]

some annoying kid wants to spend time with me so I'm making him join a fakeass book club of two. I like reading so it's whatever and let him choose. he chose crickets for some fucking reason.

[unpocoloco]

Oh. That's so sweet. [Even if he's also calling the kid annoying.]

In that case, perhaps he can recommend a title? Then at least you could ask the library to order it for you.

[deuteranope]

he doesn't fucking read he's not gonna know a title

[unpocoloco]

Well, I'm out of ideas. But still, that's really kind of you to do all this for that kid.

[deuteranope]

buddy you got the wrong fucking idea here I'm not kind

[he is very kind, shh don't tell]

[unpocoloco]

Mmm, that's not what I'm seeing.

[deuteranope]

the book club is revenge!

[unpocoloco]

You're making a book club to spend time with a kid who annoys you and letting him take first pick at a book you don't care for but are determined to read so as to keep up the terms of this

as revenge.

[deuteranope]

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[unpocoloco]

Of course they are. My mistake then.

[This is the cutest thing he's seen all week. His heart is going to grow three sizes.]