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irisnetwork2019-01-25 02:32 pm
deuteranope) wrote in irisnetwork2019-01-25 02:32 pm
un: weaseling
alright now that I got your fucking attention
does anyone actually fucking play cricket like what the fuck why are there so many fucking books on this dumbass sport?
the bat is a cross between a boating oar and a sex toy
not at all ideal for knocking over mailboxes in a satisfying fucking manner
not that baseball's that fucking great either tbh like all sports are kind of shit change my mind
don't suppose any of you have ever read a book on crickets the fucking bug not the fucking bat and ball game
that isn't like
the very quiet cricket?
god fucking knows cricket ain't quiet
ps Imelda is the enemy by design only. poor woman has to deal with so fucking much as this fucking floor's RA we're a plethora of asses so go easy on her when it comes to the rebellion ok?
#FREETHEBEATS #BUTDON’TCAUSETREBLE
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also cool, I didn't know you were dating someone
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1. there is no secret supervillain lover
2. if I did have one they wouldn't be the type to want to go to a fucking dance are you kidding
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I didnt think they were a supervillain, I thought maybe you wanted it for someone you liked and was being kinda sensitive about it
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Im still new to dating so
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a girl asked me out to the dance and I'm still not really over it
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let it all out
gush to your hearts content
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shes really awesome and nice even if she doesnt think she is
also this is super public
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friendship ended with POSTERBOY
now PUPPY is my best friend
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ill take it
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