UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Wow, this place is more boring than a fucking morgue. And not the fun kind where there's alligators and shit that eat your damn body, but the boring kind where it's all cold and in shelves and shit like that.

The fuck do you losers do for fun around here? So far it seems to be nothing but whining about your crush not liking you back like a bunch of fucking gradeschoolers or paranoid idiots that think everything is out to get them. Come on, you can't all be this boring. None of you even seem down to fight, which is just a shame that a school out here to train soldiers or whatever has such pansies here.

We're all gonna fucking die if that's the case.

Also: The best you have here are 7s, at the best. Is that seriously the best we got here? [That last part is totally to just bait people into showing their faces or something equally as dumb, thank you.]

Comments

[deuteranope]

nah but I would have liked to see you throw down with the guy rating everyone 10/10

[strings_theory]

... What kind of desperate loser rates everyone a 10/10?

[deuteranope]

some sorta misguided attempt at optimism I think

[strings_theory]

Getting someone's hopes up for your own bullshit optimism. Gross.

[deuteranope]

lmao I don't think anyone except some loser teacher was taking it super seriously

[strings_theory]

All the staff here seems to suck except maybe one of them, so can't say I'm totally surprised by that. Jeeze. Maybe it's time to rank how shit they all are.

[deuteranope]

lemme guess

jail's the fucking cool teacher

[strings_theory]

Dunno much about her, so nope, not the one I'm talking about.

[deuteranope]

holy shit bitch you're missing out

play your cards right you get extra credit in her class for blowing shit up

my current class project is a chair that looks like a dick

[strings_theory]

What fucking class is this? Holy fuck. Taking it back right the fuck now, what the shit.

[deuteranope]

alchemy and artifice

lots of rune inscription shit involved but like in the way of "try to make it not flammable and then toss it into fucking fire to see how you did"

[strings_theory]

That's not remotely what I would have thought that fucking class about, goddamn. Wonder if I can get the fuck out of one of my current ones for that...

[deuteranope]

I had to switch up some classes of mine recently it wasn't too big a pain

[...though that was because he made a Contract and now had required classes to make him less of a fuck-up that makes Contracts, but. whatever.]

probably just gotta track jail down and maybe do some project to impress her enough to get in late but like...fuck kids come in middle of the year all the time

[strings_theory]

... You know, I wonder if my string's flammable. I haven't actually tried that shit out yet and it'd probably not be a bad thing to do... [Someone stop her before she accidentally self immolates.]

[deuteranope]

I feel like most string is flammable

[strings_theory]

I mean, this string is technically, like, my body or some shit. So I dunno if the same concept applies here.

[deuteranope]

...so you're saying you want to set yourself on fire

[strings_theory]

Gotta test out the limits of Stone Free somehow, right? Maybe it makes me immune to fire or some shit like that. [This is horrendous.]

[deuteranope]

I admire your commitment to dumbass impulses

[strings_theory]

It's not a dumbass impulse if it ends up being correct. Not like I'm setting my whole damn body on fire.

[deuteranope]

depends how fucking flammable you are as a string but whatever

[strings_theory]

It'd just be a small string, not going to make my whole arm into strings or something. Might be reckless, but I'm not suicidal. [Mostly.]

[deuteranope]

good to know

so you're gonna burn off your pinkie? can I watch?

[strings_theory]

Pretty sure that's not how it works.

But I fucking guess?

[deuteranope]

I fucking dunno it sounds like that might be how it works