UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Wow, this place is more boring than a fucking morgue. And not the fun kind where there's alligators and shit that eat your damn body, but the boring kind where it's all cold and in shelves and shit like that.

The fuck do you losers do for fun around here? So far it seems to be nothing but whining about your crush not liking you back like a bunch of fucking gradeschoolers or paranoid idiots that think everything is out to get them. Come on, you can't all be this boring. None of you even seem down to fight, which is just a shame that a school out here to train soldiers or whatever has such pansies here.

We're all gonna fucking die if that's the case.

Also: The best you have here are 7s, at the best. Is that seriously the best we got here? [That last part is totally to just bait people into showing their faces or something equally as dumb, thank you.]

Comments

un: supersenses

[infestedcouncilpresident]

What do YOU do that's so damn fun then?

[strings_theory]

You know, get into fights. Took someone's fingernails off once, it was pretty cool. Alternatively bet on fights between people and the guards, usually was pretty easy to know who'd win, but there'd be a surprise here and there. [Is she serious? Who knows.]

[infestedcouncilpresident]

I dont know what I expected but that wasnt it
what the fuck

[strings_theory]

Rule of thumb: Don't cross me and you'll be fine.

Look, you asked. I answered.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Yeah I dont think youre gonna find a lot of people open for some casual bloodsports outside of maximum security prisons

[strings_theory]

Did I say anything about bloodsports? Jeeze, I'm not asking for someone to drag out brawl with or something, just someone to casually spar with would be nice. It's not like I don't know how to fight without drawing blood, I'm not some monster.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Fuck is that all you want? Ill do it

[strings_theory]

... that was easier than i expected it to be what the fuck [Congrats on confusing her?]

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

shame you missed the hot or not post you woulda had a lot of fun

[strings_theory]

What a damn shame. Though I doubt my opinion would be any different than it already is.

[deuteranope]

nah but I would have liked to see you throw down with the guy rating everyone 10/10

[strings_theory]

... What kind of desperate loser rates everyone a 10/10?

[deuteranope]

some sorta misguided attempt at optimism I think

[strings_theory]

Getting someone's hopes up for your own bullshit optimism. Gross.

[deuteranope]

lmao I don't think anyone except some loser teacher was taking it super seriously

UN: His Burlyness

[talkstoposters]

You better not be including me among the pansies! I'll fight everyone and anyone! JUST WATCH ME!

[strings_theory]

[Oh gods, she didn't think she'd bring out any faculty. But she recognizes that username and is just grinning to herself behind the screen.]

Nah, you're chill. One of the few people not included in that list, so congrats. You gonna fight students, too? Just curious.

[talkstoposters]

[GOOD. Bowser doesn't want to be included among the pansies and losers. He's fought buildings and won.]

Now that's what I like to hear. Also yeah, I'll fight students, but only if they challenge me and there's a ref. Already took on some punk who thought I couldn't shove him into a locker.

[strings_theory]

[Which is officially cool as hell.]

You have my attention. I'm always looking for new ways to fight and new techniques that might prove worth my time. Fighting someone like you would sure as hell expand that knowledge, y'know?

[talkstoposters]

[He reads this and cocks a brow. On the one hand, yes, fighting. On the other...it's a student. Pretty sure he's gonna have to run this one by Avery.]

Wait, you're saying you want to fight ME? You sure about this, kid? With that other kid, it was more of a competition than an actual fight.

[unpocoloco]

More boring than a morgue? Have you been in a morgue? Actually, I'm going to say no because whatever morgue that would have alligators must be born of some kind of insane fever dream.

[strings_theory]

Nah, it's one that's born of Florida and in a really shit prison. They'll let you die out in the swamps if you aren't careful and pretty sure they throw bodies out there, too. Gators don't fuckin' care, man.

[unpocoloco]

You know what? I believe you. Probably because the Florida part, that just seems like the kind of place something like that would happen in. Weird stories out there.

Anyway, morgues are too terrible to be boring, but to the topic at hand, I'm pretty sure a good portion of kids here actually are grade schoolers. But as far as other things to do, there's music, I'm sure you can rope people into some sports. Are you more normal human or super strength powerful human because there's some turtle looking dragon guy here who likes to play this insane knock off of fútbol in the latter case.

[strings_theory]

There's a reason Florida Man is a thing. The whole state is fucked up.

That's the problem, isn't it? Too many kids here and not enough for me to do about it. And, uh, depends on if I'm using my familiar or not. Normal strength without, waaaaay stronger to not human levels with it. Pretty sure I know who you're talking about and already working out a way to fucking fight him.

[unpocoloco]

Ah, another summoner? I'm not, personally, but I was and sort of am close with this one mostly summoner family back home. Really neat stuff.

If you do manage that, I'd kind of like to watch. I'm pretty non-violent myself but that doesn't sound like a thing I can just miss.