UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

Wow, this place is more boring than a fucking morgue. And not the fun kind where there's alligators and shit that eat your damn body, but the boring kind where it's all cold and in shelves and shit like that.

The fuck do you losers do for fun around here? So far it seems to be nothing but whining about your crush not liking you back like a bunch of fucking gradeschoolers or paranoid idiots that think everything is out to get them. Come on, you can't all be this boring. None of you even seem down to fight, which is just a shame that a school out here to train soldiers or whatever has such pansies here.

We're all gonna fucking die if that's the case.

Also: The best you have here are 7s, at the best. Is that seriously the best we got here? [That last part is totally to just bait people into showing their faces or something equally as dumb, thank you.]

Comments

un: supersenses

[infestedcouncilpresident]

What do YOU do that's so damn fun then?

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

shame you missed the hot or not post you woulda had a lot of fun

UN: His Burlyness

[talkstoposters]

You better not be including me among the pansies! I'll fight everyone and anyone! JUST WATCH ME!

[unpocoloco]

More boring than a morgue? Have you been in a morgue? Actually, I'm going to say no because whatever morgue that would have alligators must be born of some kind of insane fever dream.