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Wow, this place is more boring than a fucking morgue. And not the fun kind where there's alligators and shit that eat your damn body, but the boring kind where it's all cold and in shelves and shit like that.

The fuck do you losers do for fun around here? So far it seems to be nothing but whining about your crush not liking you back like a bunch of fucking gradeschoolers or paranoid idiots that think everything is out to get them. Come on, you can't all be this boring. None of you even seem down to fight, which is just a shame that a school out here to train soldiers or whatever has such pansies here.

We're all gonna fucking die if that's the case.

Also: The best you have here are 7s, at the best. Is that seriously the best we got here? [That last part is totally to just bait people into showing their faces or something equally as dumb, thank you.]

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Is that seriously what you do?

Because that's kinda hilarious but also convenient as fuck for whoever you're fucking, I guess.

[brain screeches to a halt, and also just screeches.

...brain also "helpfully" comments that yeah, it is pretty convenient for Akechi, who he's dating, not yet fucking, huh? And he'd only showed interest in him after he knew what he could do... Mm. It'd be another reason to keep it all a secret, that's for sure.]

yeah yeah I'm a fucking catch we already knew that

Too bad you're taken, huh?

Not that I'd be interested or anything, kinda not dealing with that shit right now. [She'll be fine with her trusts issues in the future, probably. Maybe. Shut up.]

I'm so fucking convinced wow but yeah I'm off the market or whatever the fuck the phrase is

Look, I know the word's gotten around and shit about the prison thing. So long story short is would you want to date anyone after your fucking boyfriend made you take the blame for something that put your ass in prison? Jesus, dude.

You know what? I believe you. Probably because the Florida part, that just seems like the kind of place something like that would happen in. Weird stories out there.

Anyway, morgues are too terrible to be boring, but to the topic at hand, I'm pretty sure a good portion of kids here actually are grade schoolers. But as far as other things to do, there's music, I'm sure you can rope people into some sports. Are you more normal human or super strength powerful human because there's some turtle looking dragon guy here who likes to play this insane knock off of fútbol in the latter case.

There's a reason Florida Man is a thing. The whole state is fucked up.

That's the problem, isn't it? Too many kids here and not enough for me to do about it. And, uh, depends on if I'm using my familiar or not. Normal strength without, waaaaay stronger to not human levels with it. Pretty sure I know who you're talking about and already working out a way to fucking fight him.

[...Honestly, this is something he could easily see happening. After all, between Akechi and himself, people would be more likely to believe that the detective prince is the innocent one. Of course he'd be the one thrown in prison.]

maybe word gets around because you just volunteer shit like this whenever you get worked up

[Does she really care? Nah, not really. She's innocent, it's fine.]

I'm calm, thanks. Doesn't really matter anymore because I'm not there anymore and I damn well know I'm innocent of that shit anyway. So why the fuck not.

uh because people are stupid assholes and when you look and talk the way you do they ain't gonna fucking believe you? just less of a hassle to leave that shit in the past where it belongs

I didn't say I haven't committed any crimes, just that I was innocent of that one. So please tell me again how I'm not leaving shit in the past.

[He reads this and cocks a brow. On the one hand, yes, fighting. On the other...it's a student. Pretty sure he's gonna have to run this one by Avery.]

Wait, you're saying you want to fight ME? You sure about this, kid? With that other kid, it was more of a competition than an actual fight.

lady am I invited to your self-immolation or not

Fine.

bitchin

Ah, another summoner? I'm not, personally, but I was and sort of am close with this one mostly summoner family back home. Really neat stuff.

If you do manage that, I'd kind of like to watch. I'm pretty non-violent myself but that doesn't sound like a thing I can just miss.