UN: MEKAKUSHISAN

[suddenlybees]

Does anybody know how to ride a bike?
Asking for a friend.

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[suddenlybees]

[ Possibly, yes. ]

Don't worry, don't worry~
I've ridden a bike before!!

[ And crashed it. With Yuya on the back. But that's neither here nor there. ]

Anyways, I said it's for a friend!!
We'll be fine~
But if you've got any other tips, I bet they'll be super appreciated!!!

[tsuns]

do you have proof otherwise

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[suddenlybees]

How much can you lift with four and a half rolls worth of calories?

[foolishjustice]

Hmmm, well...I do have a high metabolism.

[suddenlybees]

Feast your eyes on this!!!!!

[ He includes a screenshot of his title certificate. It's a valid certificate!!! But whether it's proof in the hands of an illusionist is up for Kanata to decide. ]

[suddenlybees]

You're going to have to do your best on four and a half rolls.
Ganba, Akechi-kun~

[tsuns]

okay nvm 112 things seem to be in order here

that still doesnt answer why

wait if you cant ride a regular bike how the fuck are you gonna be able to ride a motorcycle lmao

[foolishjustice]

Then I get to pick the type of rolls.

[suddenlybees]

Hey hey hey, I've ridden a motorcycle before!!

[ And crashed it in the span of five minutes BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT ]

They're totally different things, anyways!
Motorcycles go vroom vroom!!

[suddenlybees]

Done deal!
I expect a fun piggyback ride!!!
Exercise hard!!!!!!

[tsuns]

they have different pedals but its about balance idiot

b a l a n c e

if you dont know how to ride a bike and keep it upright you're gonna kill yourself on a motorcycle

[suddenlybees]

A motorcycle's wheels are thicker and therefore easier to balance on!
I won't die!!!!
But aww, thanks for worrying about me, Ka~na~ta~

[tsuns]

if that's your bar for worrying it's pretty low

i dont wanna see anyone's brain all over the school parking lot

do you want me to teach you how to ride a bike?????????

[suddenlybees]

LOL my expectations are just that low~
Anyways, I said it was for a friend, right??!?!?!?
But if you want to teach me and I'll teach them, we could make that happen!!

[foolishjustice]

[He was mostly just being a brat with the bit about the gym, but if he's going to be doing heavy lifting, he really should warm up first. So he heads down to do some stretches and basic exercises, then messages back about half an hour later.]

Where should I meet you?

[playitagain]

[He turns them into something like Katamari Damacy...]

Okay!!

Ummmm so I don't know a lot. Try to keep your balance and don't go too fast!

[tsuns]

oh my god

w/ or w/o training wheels

[suddenlybees]

Isn't it easier to keep your balance if you're going fast?
Like... you're going forward too fast to fall sideways...
Something like that??

[suddenlybees]

w/

[suddenlybees]

Are you at the gym still?
I can be there in 5-15 minutes!!

[tsuns]

i'm gonna have to get a bike first

an actual bike not your uh




vroom vroom LMFAO you have no shame man

got any preference? you want one with a horn?

[suddenlybees]

The vroom vroom is the most important part!!!
I want a horn and a basket up front and those colorful bead things on the wheels that click and light up when you ride~

[foolishjustice]

I can wait here for a while, sure.

[And maybe get himself a high protein snack while he's at it...]

[suddenlybees]

KK see you soon!!

[ By which he means he'll be there in 20 minutes, because he has little to no concept of promptness. But he's there, wearing his usual black hoodie and looking like he normally does, though the scent of wet dirt hangs around him that he can't get rid of. Don't mind that. ]

Hello! Hey~!!

[tsuns]

oh so are you footing the bill for this? got any other requests your majesty?