UN: MEKAKUSHISAN

[suddenlybees]

Does anybody know how to ride a bike?
Asking for a friend.

Comments

[suddenlybees]

Of course I'm up to something.
Everybody's always up to something!!!
That's how people are!
There's no living an idle life, Mav~

[deuteranope]

really? I kinda fucking feel like that's all I'm ever doing

[suddenlybees]

How are you living an idle life when you've got me???
Come on, we gotta get you out more!!

[deuteranope]

or is that just one step forward, two steps back

[suddenlybees]

Sometimes you gotta go in circles like that!!
It's still moving, even if it isn't progress~

[deuteranope]

does that mean if I stop playing with you I'll make progress?

[This will be less funny in a few days.]

[suddenlybees]

[ MAKING HIM CRY, MAV ]

No it means I'll hound you until the end of days!!!!!

[deuteranope]

ahhh so I can never stop moving forward or you'll get me...

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, so get a move on and make yourself productive, or you got me to deal with!!!

[deuteranope]

hmm

at least I can still think of worse fates

now come on seriously what are you doing

[suddenlybees]

I'm crowd-sourcing bike riding tips.
Seriously.
Do you have any?

[deuteranope]

streamers in the handle make you go faster

you can't go slower if you keep pedaling

wear a helmet

stick reflective lights on the bike and wear reflective clothing if you're going out at night where there will be cars

[suddenlybees]

Ha! Yes!!
I knew there was a good reason for streamers~
And the thing about going fast so you don't fall, I was right too!!
Mohawk or cat ears?
We're biking in the mountains so it'll be fine, no cars~

[deuteranope]

less "right" and more "not entirely fucking wrong"

why not both?

who is "we" and why are you biking in the mountains?

[suddenlybees]

Same thing~
I'll see if I can make a strong case for both!!!!
Aaaaaaaaannd
"We" is me and my friend and the bike?
There's no cars in the mountains!!

[deuteranope]

which friend

[suddenlybees]

I have more than one friend... somehow... surprisingly...
Are you surprised????????

[deuteranope]

no, I just don't know if I'm more or less concerned if the friend isn't supposed to be me, the guy that can heal dumbasses like you

[suddenlybees]

What?
Are dumbasses like me usually a lost cause for healing?
It's not a problem, not a problem...

[deuteranope]

I'm just saying don't fling yourself off the edge of a mountain alright? I'll be super fucking pissed

[suddenlybees]

I won't, okay!?
I'm tying my hands to the handlebars, I won't go flying off!!!

[deuteranope]

that is just as likely to kill you as it isn't

[suddenlybees]

likesflowers begs to differ~
Do you want to come with?
To make sure I don't die?

[deuteranope]

likesflowers uses kaomoji and had to ask if a bike was a bike
if your bike is going over the edge, you fucking bail
a scraped knee is better than a broken fucking neck

ask me the day you're going and we'll see but probably not

[suddenlybees]

I like kaomojis and that's a valid question.
I'm trying to push for a 6AM start time-
how early a warning do you want your text?