UN: MEKAKUSHISAN

[suddenlybees]

Does anybody know how to ride a bike?
Asking for a friend.

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[suddenlybees]

First of all, shut up???????
I said I'm asking for a friend!!!!
You're making them feel bad!!!!!!
Apologize to them right now, Ka~na~ta~!!!!

[tsuns]

no one ever asks anything 4 a friend

(unless i said this one time then yes it was def for a friend..............)

do you even have a bike to learn to ride on
that's kinda step #1

[suddenlybees]

Maybe you just don't have friends to ask favors for!!!
Lay off my friend, come on~
And yes, I've got a bike!!!
It's black and shiny and goes vroom vroom!!!

[tsuns]

bikes don't vroom vroom

thats a motorcycle u bastard




why???? where??????

[suddenlybees]

That's a bike!!
Because!!
And not telling~

[tsuns]

did you steal it
u r a thief

hello 112 i am reporting a THEFT!!!

[suddenlybees]

HEY SHUT UP THAT'S A FALSE ACCUSATION!!!!!!!

[tsuns]

do you have proof otherwise

???????????????????????????????????

[suddenlybees]

Feast your eyes on this!!!!!

[ He includes a screenshot of his title certificate. It's a valid certificate!!! But whether it's proof in the hands of an illusionist is up for Kanata to decide. ]

[tsuns]

okay nvm 112 things seem to be in order here

that still doesnt answer why

wait if you cant ride a regular bike how the fuck are you gonna be able to ride a motorcycle lmao

[suddenlybees]

Hey hey hey, I've ridden a motorcycle before!!

[ And crashed it in the span of five minutes BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT ]

They're totally different things, anyways!
Motorcycles go vroom vroom!!

[tsuns]

they have different pedals but its about balance idiot

b a l a n c e

if you dont know how to ride a bike and keep it upright you're gonna kill yourself on a motorcycle

[suddenlybees]

A motorcycle's wheels are thicker and therefore easier to balance on!
I won't die!!!!
But aww, thanks for worrying about me, Ka~na~ta~

[tsuns]

if that's your bar for worrying it's pretty low

i dont wanna see anyone's brain all over the school parking lot

do you want me to teach you how to ride a bike?????????

[suddenlybees]

LOL my expectations are just that low~
Anyways, I said it was for a friend, right??!?!?!?
But if you want to teach me and I'll teach them, we could make that happen!!

[tsuns]

oh my god

w/ or w/o training wheels

[suddenlybees]

w/

[tsuns]

i'm gonna have to get a bike first

an actual bike not your uh




vroom vroom LMFAO you have no shame man

got any preference? you want one with a horn?

[suddenlybees]

The vroom vroom is the most important part!!!
I want a horn and a basket up front and those colorful bead things on the wheels that click and light up when you ride~

[tsuns]

oh so are you footing the bill for this? got any other requests your majesty?

[suddenlybees]

Hmmmmmm
Money's kinda tight... but we'll manage!!
Do you think we can get rainbow streamers on the ends of the handles?

[tsuns]

are you five ?

[suddenlybees]

Maybe.
Also I forgot: glitter paint.
It's gotta be a pink glitter bike.

[tsuns]

you're going from oweing me half of all this to a whole ass loan

because i'd never be caught dead using a bike like that

[suddenlybees]

LOL
We can practice in the dead of night in the middle of the mountains.
We'll be fine~