UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

[yokeye]

...yes

[strings_theory]

... Dude.

[yokeye]

they're pictures!
i didn't think it meant literally flame!
because like...
... they're trees.

[Now she knows the depths of his stupidity.]

[strings_theory]

[Why does she like him, what is this shit.]

Still think it's kinda literal, but moving on.

[yokeye]

(☆_・)・‥…━━━★
is the star the eye, or the dot the eye?

[He's a parasite, worming his way into people's hearts - undiscovered until it's too late.]

[strings_theory]

If the star is the eye, then that means they just threw their eye. But then the two dots there is also weird. Hm...

[How fucking rude, she's supposed to be a touch bad-ass bitch, not this.]

[yokeye]

i meant the white star!
or... are they the same star and it was there
and then it was thrown?

[strings_theory]

... This is asking some questions that I don't know if I want to think too hard on.

[yokeye]

OMG! LOOK!
if you put the fire ninja guy
(∩｀-´)⊃━炎炎炎炎炎
next to this bear thing BLOCKING fire
炎炎炎炎☆┣o(･ω･ )
it's like one big emoji with a storyline!
(∩｀-´)⊃━炎炎炎炎炎炎炎炎炎☆┣o(･ω･ )

[Someone take his phone away.]

[strings_theory]

[Nah, this is fucking adorable and she's glad she's in her room and by herself so she can just snicker.]

It really fuckin' is, isn't it? Damn, dude, this shit is more fun than I was expecting it to be.

[yokeye]

⚆ᗝ⚆
oh no!
a fireball!
༼つಠ益ಠ༽つ ─=≡ΣO))

[strings_theory]

[How actually fucking dare him. Give her a minute or two, she's cracking the hell up on the other side.]

Good shit. Had to take a break for a moment there, didn't expect that~

[yokeye]

[That was an accidental reference to her original Network post. He'd already forgotten this conversation stemmed from Jolyne lighting herself on fire.]

(ฅΦωΦ)ฅ
this one's a cat!
but what is THIS?
('ω') 三 ( ε: ) 三 (. .) 三 ( :з ) 三 ('ω') 三 ( ε: ) 三 (. .) 三 ｡･*･:≡( ε:)

[strings_theory]

[She's not mad about it, honestly. That and it happened a little while ago at this point, so no big deal.]

I thiiiiink it's someone rolling across the ground?

[nor_iron_bars]

the worst part?
it actually was tied back, that time.

[Jail is an authority figure like a tomato is a fruit: technically, she qualifies, but it feels weird to insist on it and most people just don't view it that way.]

awesome, thanks.
good luck.

[She appreciates having more data.]

[yokeye]

[His response comes eighteen minutes later. He spent those eighteen minutes staring at the emoji and trying to see what she sees. Then he took a video of himself rolling around on the floor and watched it for comparison. It never clicks.]

oh! i see it!

[strings_theory]

[Man, she'd assumed he'd wandered off or got distracted by something, so it comes as a surprise when he does reply.

What the hell.]

Yeah, I kinda like that one? Dunno, some of these make no sense and then there's the good shit.

[yokeye]

[She does not get a response, because now he has wandered off. Specifically to go outside and see if rolling down a hill makes any more sense for that emoji, but he gets distracted as soon as he's out of the dorm, watching some ants crawl around near the doorway. He spends twenty minutes observing them and thinking about setting Akechi's ants free. And then there's a squirrel. He's never returning the text.]

UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

UH, ARE YOU OKAY?

[Since no one else here is asking???]

I know you said you're fine but there's a sliding scale of fine.

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

And you're NOT going to tell us how you figured this out?

[strings_theory]

Burned my palm, got it fixed. It was a little while ago, so it's healed up nicely and all that.

So yeah, I'm fine?

[strings_theory]

Doooooes it matter how I figured it out? Not an exciting story.

[buddinghopes]

[Oh dear.]

Well, be careful... (... ish?)

Or don't wreck yourself too badly, I guess. But I hope those tests help you figure things out when you figure out how to do them!

[Lia...]

[marmoron]

[thank god this is text otherwise he'd have quite possibly just blurted 'what the fuck kind of power is that.']

string?

[unpocoloco]

Ay, good, good. You hear about things happening here and some kid goes, "yeah it's fine I only fractured three of my bones!" Nobody can just get normal-hurt anymore.

Did you actually succeed in whatever it was you were trying to do?