UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

un: supersenses

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Dude

UN: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

Not only is the human body flammable, burns are nasty business.

But also that denial of trying to do something is a little oddly specific

[... She's not gonna press because, like, that's none of her business she guesses, but Uh]

un: weaseling

[deuteranope]

and once again the masses learn that they should fucking listen to Maverick before doing stupid shit because he will inevitably let you know how stupid that shit is

I tried, folks. I really did.

un: black

[marmoron]

nice work einstein

[moonlitdancer]

Is that not common knowledge? It seems like the sort of thing that people would be taught.

[nor_iron_bars]

[Jail doesn't reply to this post with words.]

[Instead, she just texts a screenshot of her lecture slides from that very first lesson, the one where she told her class how to create a proper rune of fire protection. Because skin is only flammable if you haven't applied enough magic science to the problem.]

[You're welcome, probably?]

[Good luck with all your future science, Jolyne.]

un: xx_heartoffire_xx

[stavros]

Was this in the name of science, or...?

un: rikugou

[yokeye]

i bought you something!
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UN: Ollin

[unpocoloco]

UH, ARE YOU OKAY?

[Since no one else here is asking???]

I know you said you're fine but there's a sliding scale of fine.

un: headphonehero

[missleading]

And you're NOT going to tell us how you figured this out?

un: mortiscausa

[subconmodo]

Please tell me this isn't the result of you fighting Bowser.