UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

So, fun fact: The human body is flammable.

Thought everyone should know.

It's not like I tried to do anything.

I'm fine.

But just FYI, just 'cause you're mostly water doesn't mean your skin isn't flammable.

You're welcome.

Comments

[yokeye]

⚆ᗝ⚆
oh no!
a fireball!
༼つಠ益ಠ༽つ ─=≡ΣO))

[strings_theory]

[How actually fucking dare him. Give her a minute or two, she's cracking the hell up on the other side.]

Good shit. Had to take a break for a moment there, didn't expect that~

[yokeye]

[That was an accidental reference to her original Network post. He'd already forgotten this conversation stemmed from Jolyne lighting herself on fire.]

(ฅΦωΦ)ฅ
this one's a cat!
but what is THIS?
('ω') 三 ( ε: ) 三 (. .) 三 ( :з ) 三 ('ω') 三 ( ε: ) 三 (. .) 三 ｡･*･:≡( ε:)

[strings_theory]

[She's not mad about it, honestly. That and it happened a little while ago at this point, so no big deal.]

I thiiiiink it's someone rolling across the ground?

[yokeye]

[His response comes eighteen minutes later. He spent those eighteen minutes staring at the emoji and trying to see what she sees. Then he took a video of himself rolling around on the floor and watched it for comparison. It never clicks.]

oh! i see it!

[strings_theory]

[Man, she'd assumed he'd wandered off or got distracted by something, so it comes as a surprise when he does reply.

What the hell.]

Yeah, I kinda like that one? Dunno, some of these make no sense and then there's the good shit.

[yokeye]

[She does not get a response, because now he has wandered off. Specifically to go outside and see if rolling down a hill makes any more sense for that emoji, but he gets distracted as soon as he's out of the dorm, watching some ants crawl around near the doorway. He spends twenty minutes observing them and thinking about setting Akechi's ants free. And then there's a squirrel. He's never returning the text.]