UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

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[shockingblue]

That just means there's a lot for you to show off, right? Can't wait to see it.

But fire's not really my bag. I prefer being electrifying.

[...That was bad, GV.]

[talkstoposters]

[Points for the dad joke.]

Whatever works. I'm expecting a lot out of you kids. Don't disappoint me.

[shockingblue]

I'll do my best, Coach.

...Where did you learn to dance, anyway? Was it like a thing you were supposed to do as a noble before you became King?

[talkstoposters]

Sort of? I learned all the boring, stuffy ones during that time. The rest I either just picked up or spent years practicing. The Outland Olympics is serious business.

[shockingblue]

I didn't even know there were Olympics in the Outlands.

...There's gotta be a lot of tough customers there. Did ya beat 'em, Coach?

[talkstoposters]

Who do you think you're talking to? Of course I did! You don't get gold by coming in second. Why I even trounced that jerk Mario a few times! You should have been there.

[shockingblue]

When's the next one coming up? I'll want to get to that one for sure. Especially if it means seeing a grudge match between you and Mario!

[talkstoposters]

Summer of 2020. I'm looking forward to stomping the competition flat!

[shockingblue]

Can't wait. ...Think we can make a field trip out of it? Or at least get like, a magical TV broadcast of it? That'd be awesome.

[talkstoposters]

Sure, why not. It'll show that whatever I make you punks do, I can do myself.