UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

Comments

UN: Akhet

[ahew_kha]

... There's a specific kind of dancing for this sort of thing? [Be gentle with her, she didn't even know prom was a thing before here.]

[talkstoposters]

Oh crud, it's worse than I thought.

You should probably show up to the lessons.

[ahew_kha]

[R u d e.]

We didn't have this sort of thing back home, so I'm sorry????

un: black

[marmoron]

[There is just.. so much to unpack in all of this??]

...you're giving fashion advice?

[How is this somehow the thing that seems more unbelievable....]

un supersenses

[infestedcouncilpresident]

YOU know how to dance?

UN: Galanthusnivalis

[buddinghopes]

I will definitely be there. Thank you for offering to ensure I don't look like a total idiot.

[At least, as far as dancing goes. She's fairly confident in what she's actually going to be dressing in for the occasion but. Dancing.]

UN: fundirection

[hippocarnival]

that's really nice!

if you need an help I was doing lessons with the drama club for the Valentine's ball so I'm pretty good at it!

I think it'll be even more popular at prom ( ´ ▽ ` )b

UN: GreenDolphin

[strings_theory]

I'll make sure to twerk instead.

[talkstoposters]

Well now you know.

[talkstoposters]

Yeah. What about it?

[Is it because he rarely wears clothes?]

[ahew_kha]

Do I have to have someone come with me for this, or...? Since I assume you don't dance by yourself???

un: rikugou

[yokeye]

i know how to dance!
so! a proposal!
can i help teach people and we call this my
alternate lesson plan thing?

[talkstoposters]

I'll be going over both solo and with a partner, so bring someone or get partnered up.

[ahew_kha]

I... see. Thank you?

[talkstoposters]

Nice try.

You will get extra credit, though. That enough for you?

[talkstoposters]

WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE?!

[marmoron]

don't you just stomp around campus butt naked?

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Well youre kind of big and bulky. I just wouldnt have guessed youd be very light on your feet

[yokeye]

no sorry!
extra credit never gets me enough to pass!
IT'S NOT EVER AS MUCH AS YOU THINK IT IS!
extra credit is a scam!
(╭☞•̀o•́)╭☞

[talkstoposters]

[She can't see it, but Bowser is smiling at this reply.]

Don't worry about it. Just glad SOMEONE knows how to treat a guy trying to help.

[talkstoposters]

Normally I'd pass, but I think I'll take you up on the offer. We haven't even started and I'm already regretting saying anything.

[talkstoposters]

Are you eight feet tall? Do you breath fire and have ripped arms and legs? Do you have a shell? No?

THEN SHUT UP!

[talkstoposters]

That sounds like a terrible idea.

[talkstoposters]

WELL I AM. Gold medalist for ribbon dancing and I've been told I'm a pretty good breakdancer.

[talkstoposters]

It'll count towards a quarter of your grade. Take it or leave it.