UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

Comments

un: black

[marmoron]

[There is just.. so much to unpack in all of this??]

...you're giving fashion advice?

[How is this somehow the thing that seems more unbelievable....]

[talkstoposters]

Yeah. What about it?

[Is it because he rarely wears clothes?]

[marmoron]

don't you just stomp around campus butt naked?

[talkstoposters]

Are you eight feet tall? Do you breath fire and have ripped arms and legs? Do you have a shell? No?

THEN SHUT UP!

[marmoron]

are you seriously suggesting you're too hot for clothes....

[talkstoposters]

I am now.

Also DO YOU WANT LESSONS OR NOT. I'm a very busy koopa.

[marmoron]

ok.
1. this school is broken
2. i thought you were a turtle
3. what kind of dance can you teach?

[talkstoposters]

1. It WAS broken until I showed up. You're welcome.
2. I didn't even know what a turtle was until I came here.
3. Breakdancing is what I'm best at, but I also have a gold medal in ribbon dancing. So basically I can do just about anything, because I'm awesome.