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UN: HisBurlyness
Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.
For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!
So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.
For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!
So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.
UN: Galanthusnivalis
[At least, as far as dancing goes. She's fairly confident in what she's actually going to be dressing in for the occasion but. Dancing.]
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Don't worry about it. Just glad SOMEONE knows how to treat a guy trying to help.
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What time will the lessons be held?
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Or I'll get one of my minions to do it. Depends on how I feel.
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