UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

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[talkstoposters]

What, you want to wear a suit or something? Just do it. I've seen Mario in a dress before. Who even cares.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

[Pause.]

I can do that?

[talkstoposters]

Duh. And if anyone tells you otherwise, I'll punch them.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Youre on my list of cool teachers now

[talkstoposters]

GOOD. Way I see it, I should be on everyone's coolest teacher list.