UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

Comments

Pfff haha

[nevernoaction]

What kind of fashion advice do we need? I've never been to a prom before so...we can't just wear our normal clothes?

[talkstoposters]

Are you kidding? Do you WANT to get laughed out of the building? You need to dress SHARP. FANCY. SNAZZY. Other words that mean what I just said! Get the picture?

[nevernoaction]

Do you still have to dress up if you don't have a date?

[talkstoposters]

NOT having a date just means you've got MORE people to impress! So you got to put in DOUBLE the effort!

[nevernoaction]

Is that how it works? I would have usually thought the opposite...

[This is way more complicated than Ren thought!]

[talkstoposters]

If you already got a date, then you only need to make THEM happy. If you don't, then everybody else's eyes are on you. Plus just because you don't got a date to prom don't mean it'll stay that way. You might meet somebody there.

[nevernoaction]

Thank you. I had no idea. So the idea is that if I'm not going with anyone, to be even more impressive to attract attention.

[That's not exactly something Ren excels in by any means. He prefers to just be in the background, paying attention.]

[talkstoposters]

Bingo. You got it, kid. All the more reason to take up my offers.

[nevernoaction]

I think I will. So what are you going to wear?

[talkstoposters]

[Bowser sends a photo himself wearing a suit similar to this one. However, the colors of the suit and hat are primarily black and red rather than white and purple.]

Pretty good, huh?

Fantastic!

[nevernoaction]

It will certainly be an impressive outfit.

[Not to mention make him even bigger than he already is. At the same time, his teacher has so much confidence that he has no doubt he'll pull it off in style.]

i'm glad you liked it!

[talkstoposters]

You better believe it! I've got a reputation to maintain.

[nevernoaction]

I'm not sure I can pull off that much white. But could I wear black with green?

[talkstoposters]

Black goes with everything, kid. You literally can't go wrong with it.