UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

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[heromedal]

There was a daemonic invasion last dance, so it is not entirely off the table.

However, if only affiliates of our organization will be attending who will you look foolish in front of?

[talkstoposters]

The rest of the staff and students who ain't in my class. I'm their students, so if my kids look bad, I look bad. Doesn't matter if everyone's a part of the school. Besides, if anybody caught wind of me being the best dancer to ever live and I DIDN'T help these chumps, I'd never hear the end of it.

[heromedal]

Then strictly speaking if you'd never offered to assist you would be free of responsibility.

[talkstoposters]

Do you think I'm not going to dance at prom at all? I plan on having fun, too. And all it'll take is one dance for everyone to be all up in my shell about it.

Besides, the secondhand embarrassment would ruin my night.