UN: HisBurlyness

[talkstoposters]

Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.

For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!

So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.

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[talkstoposters]

It just keeps getting better and better.

Whatever. Is there anything else about prom you need to know? I'll answer a few questions, since I'm feeling generous, but don't expect me to spend all day on them.

UN:dancingmoon

[moonlitdancer]

That won't be necessary, I think. And don't worry about her dancing, it would be a disgrace to my name if she didn't learn the proper steps by the time Prom comes around.

[talkstoposters]

So you're going to be teaching her? Fine by me, but you better do a good job.

[moonlitdancer]

I literally came into existence with "Dancer" as part of my name, so I'd say we're good.

[talkstoposters]

If you say so. The offer stands if you end up choking.