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UN: HisBurlyness
Alright, chumps, I think it's about time we talk about something actually important: prom.
For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!
So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.
For most of you kids, it's going to be a pretty big deal. If you botch this up, you're going to be staring at bad memories until your eyeballs fall out. Though luckily for you punks, I'm here. Why am I going to help? Because if you make fools out of yourselves, then the school looks dumb. But more important than that, I LOOK DUMB! And I'm not about to lose any cred I've got because you kids can't dress yourselves or you've got two left feet!
So here's the deal. I'm going to be offering dance lessons in the gym. Probably going to toss in some fashion advice, too. Some of you could use it.
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[But honestly he has no idea what Yuuya's going to wear this time.... ....Probably the same tie. In other colours.]
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I have it on good authority now that Yuuya is seeking out an EVEN UGLIER TIE NOW i'm crying,
[boy they're in for it huh]
yuya needs a fashion intervention